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What the Frick Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t know what’s going on! Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through insane quests, battle ridiculous mobs, and uncover the mysteries of the blocky universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to bust out their best dance moves to survive and escape with the legendary diamond sword of disco. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to decipher its clucky riddles and uncover the secrets of the chicken dimension? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, surprises, and pure insanity, then come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, by a TNT-wielding sheep). Don’t miss out on the craziest ride of your blocky life!

”Stable Minecraft SMP Diffusion General”

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to the Mal0 Monday Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama waiting for the bravest adventurer to claim it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Be prepared to have your house filled with chickens or your crops replaced with TNT. It’s all in good fun, right?

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles that take place every Friday night. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the creeper that likes to photobomb every screenshot. It’s all part of the fun!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Farms Harvested:	814	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and challenge your skills? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter stacks of empty shot glasses that need to be carefully balanced and spun without breaking. Just like the intense Jenga game, but with a twist!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to discipline mischievous nieces who just won’t listen. Will you be the one to step in and take control, or will you sit back and watch chaos unfold like our BIL?

And don’t worry, swearing in front of children is not only allowed but encouraged on our server. Let out your frustrations and let the madness begin!

So come on over to our server and show us your skills in handling unruly nieces and precarious shot glass stacks. Can you handle the challenge? Join now and find out!

KidnappedSisLOL

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Star Shards Collected:	65	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and adventure! Just like the story of the spoiled stepsister, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where every player is as demanding as a princess, constantly asking for items and special treatment. But beware, if you dare to speak up and call them out, you may face consequences just like the protagonist of this story.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where nothing is as it seems, and where the only way to survive is to adapt to the chaos around you. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as painting a spoiled princess’s nails!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the madness. But remember, in this world, the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

SMP:SexOrFood?

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

CraftyCrush: Wanna build a blocky empire together?

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
New Chunks Explored:	989034	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you three wishes. One player wished for a lifetime supply of bacon, another wished for the ability to fly like a chicken. What will you wish for?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

HezbollahHavocMC

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	278

come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles crazier than lebanon vs israel! our pvp is so intense, it’ll make those airstrikes look like child’s play! build your base stronger than a bomb shelter and defend it against enemies more ruthless than hezbollah! trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and fun anywhere else! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Runes Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

TheosisMC Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.

Noteworthy Features
An economy that is completely player-driven A land claiming system Two custom items: the Crowbar and the Soup of Life Non-pay-to-win environment with cosmetic donator perks

FAQs

1. How can I earn coins on TheosisMC?

Coins on TheosisMC are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. Players can then use these coins to buy and sell items from each other using the trade system and auction house.

2. How does the land claiming system work?

Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from being griefed by other players. Claim owners can also add other players as trusted members to their claims, allowing them to build there. However, if a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.

3. What are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life?

The Crowbar is a single-use item that can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it. The Soup of Life is also a single-use item that can be consumed to grant the consumer an additional heart of health. Both items are sold through in-game shops and are quite expensive.

4. Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. It features a single donator rank, VIP, on the store, whose perks are purely cosmetic and do not provide a competitive advantage over other players. TheosisMC will never become pay-to-win.

5. How can I join TheosisMC?

To join TheosisMC, connect to the server address: play.theosismc.com and join the Discord server for updates: Discord Invite

Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!