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HappyLittleBlocks – Minecraft SMP

appreciation, cherish, Contentment, everyday happiness, gratefulness, Gratitude, Happiness, happy thoughts, HappyLittleBlocks, inner peace, joy, little moments, little things, mindfulness, Minecraft, positivity, simple pleasures, small gestures, small joys, small moments, Small victories, Smile, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a creeper tried to steal all our diamonds but we tamed it and now it’s our pet, his name is Carl the Creeper. And like, every time you mine a block, a baby chicken pops out and starts dancing to disco music. It’s so random and hilarious, you have to see it to believe it!

Also, there’s this secret underground base where we have a dance party every night with all the mobs from the Nether. It’s lit, fam. And the best part is, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. It’s like winning the lottery, but better!

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the chicken dance while riding a pig. It’s so silly, but that’s what makes it awesome!

BlockyBlunders

awkward, BlockyBlunders, career, Colleague, EMBARRASSING, HR, inappropriate, Incident, Job, nonsexual, NSFW, office, PROFESSIONAL, scandalous, Shocking.., Story, Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, work environment, workday, Workplace

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	100	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

One time, a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a disco ball and started a dance-off with a group of skeletons. It was a sight to behold!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft!

KimJongCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Comments.., Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, government response, Hegseth, international relations, KimJongCraft, media backlash, military threats, Minecraft, News, North Korea, nuclear power, nuclear weapons, Politics, security concerns, Server, south korea, Ultimate

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

lol you know what’s more powerful than North Korea’s nuclear weapons? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, DUH! come join us and unleash your inner creeper-expertise as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

we’ve got more diamonds than Kim Jong-un has bad hair days, and our community is tighter than the sanctions on North Korea. plus, our mods are as fierce as a K-pop stan defending their bias.

so what are you waiting for? join us and show those North Korean nukes who’s boss! but seriously, don’t mess with North Korea. they may have nukes, but we have diamond swords. BOOM.

Rocket Space Fun Craft

aerospace technology, Craft, elon musk, Fun, launch pad, Rocket, rocket booster, rocket development, rocket launch, rocket technology, rocket testing, Space, space engineering, space exploration, space exploration news, Space industry, space innovation, space mission, Space Travel, space vehicle, spacecraft, spaceflight advancements, spacex, Starship test

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so like, u know how spacex be tryna launch rockets n stuff? well, they like totally lost their spacecraft after catching the rocket booster at the launch pad in their latest starship test. but guess what? we found it! it was just chillin on our minecraft server, like wtf right? so now we’re like, come join our server and help us build a new space station out of blocks or something. who needs spacex when u got us, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the alien technology we stole from area 51. so like, join now or miss out on all the intergalactic fun!

2025 FTB UNLEASHED FRESH SERVER

😮, Biomes, Crashing, Dedicated, dick, enabled, Fresh, FTB, Gen, Hardware, Ip:, Message, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Plenty, questions, rules, Scripts, Server, set up, smp, Unleashed, world

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ores Mined:	7223
Crops Grown:	2049	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	FTB Unleashed Survival SMP
Hosted on	Dedicated server hardware
Mods	All mods enabled, Biomes O Plenty for world gen
IP	vanillafrog.men:25575

Rules

Don’t be a dick

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply use the provided IP address to connect to the server
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	The only rule is to not be disruptive to others
Is there any assistance available for new players?	Yes, feel free to message the host for help getting started

Love Crafted 1.20.3

1.20.3, character chemistry, character depth., character dynamics, character growth, character relationships, conflicts/stakes, crafted, emotional connection, genuine romantic development, love, Relationship Development, romance elements, romance writing, romantic conflict, romantic storytelling, romantic tension, story themes, strong chemistry, Tension, Themes, well-defined characters

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6170	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s got more chemistry than a high school science lab, I’m tellin’ ya. The players on this server have personalities that bounce off each other like ping pong balls on crack. It’s like a freakin’ soap opera up in here, but with creepers and diamonds. And let me tell you, the characters on this server are more well-defined than the pixels on your screen. They’re like Shakespearean actors, but in block form.

The romantic development on this server is so genuine, it’ll make you question your own love life. These players gravitate towards each other like magnets, but in a totally believable way. And when they’re together, oh boy, they grow as characters faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

There’s more conflict on this server than in a family reunion after too much eggnog. The tension will hook you in like a fish on a line, and you’ll be rooting for these players harder than you root for your favorite sports team. And don’t even get me started on the themes, bro. The romance on this server complements and emphasizes the messages and lessons of the game like nothing you’ve ever seen.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and get ready for a romantic adventure that’ll make your heart race faster than a creeper on a sugar rush!

ExBlockProbs – It’s Not My Prob!

accident, Breakup, crying, DAUGHTER, ex boyfriend, ExBlockProbs, Girlfriend, ground, Hostile, hurting, insults, numb, prob, RETALIATION, Settled, shoulder to cry on, smashed phone, stepmom, Threats, tirade

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with any teenage drama queens like Tia. Our server is Tia-free guaranteed!

Tired of dealing with bratty kids who think they can break your stuff and get away with it? On our server, we don’t tolerate any of that nonsense. If someone tries to pull a Tia on you, they’ll be banned faster than you can say “creeper.”

Join now and experience a world where you can build and explore without any Tia-like interruptions. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our admins are always here to lend an ear (just don’t be a Tia about it).

PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

Agony, burning pain, Chronic pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Minecraft, pain experience, pain management, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainfulPixels, physical discomfort, physical pain, severe pain, sharp pain, shooting pain, smp, stabbing pain, Suffering, throbbing pain, unbearable pain, worst pain, worst physical pain

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Farms Harvested:	488
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, but it was so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, I found this secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen riding on chickens, like what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all my enchanted gear, I was screaming like a little baby!

But seriously, this server is so lit, you gotta join us and experience all the crazy shenanigans that happen on the daily. Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is so friendly and always willing to help out. So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

CuddleCraftMC

alone, comfort, Companionship, coping mechanisms, CUDDLE, CuddleCraftMC, Emotional support, human touch, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, longing, mental health, physical connection, reddit, self compassion, self love, self soothing, self-care, urge, yearning

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	3092
Endless Night Skies:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely potato in a world full of carrots? Do you crave human interaction but all you have is your trusty pickaxe and a bunch of pixelated animals? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to cuddle with a blocky sheep again – unless that’s your thing, no judgment here. Our community is full of friendly players who are just as desperate for human touch as you are. So come on, join us and let’s build a world together where loneliness is just a distant memory. Who needs real-life friends when you have a bunch of virtual strangers to hang out with, am I right?

CraftyInflation9.5

central bank, consumer prices, CPI, CraftyInflation9.5, DECEMBER, economic indicators, economic trends, Economy, finance, financial news, inflation, inflation rate, interest rates, macroeconomics, monetary policy, price index, rising prices, russia, Russian economy, statistics

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the inflation rate is as high as 9.5% in december! it’s like a rollercoaster of prices going up and down, just like your emotions when playing minecraft.

we have crazy events like the “inflation party” where everything in the game costs 10 times more than usual. it’s a wild ride, just like trying to survive in the russian economy.

join us for a unique and unpredictable experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the virtual bank. who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun instead? come join us now!