Vanguard Rage Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Carly’s Dating Minecraft Server

Carly Rae Jepsen, CARLYS, celebrity crush, celebrity dating, celebrity romance, Charm, charming personality, Confidence, Crafty, DATING, dream date, famous crush, infatuation, long shot chance, love interest, Minecraft, music artist, Pop Star, potential relationship, potential romance, realistic chance, romantic pursuit, Server, Singer/Songwriter

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9960	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of your boring love life in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you have a realistic chance of dating Carly Rae Jepsen! That’s right, forget Tinder or Bumble, all you need is a pickaxe and some diamond armor to win her heart.

Imagine taking Carly on a romantic horseback ride through the pixelated sunset, or building a castle together out of blocks of love. Who needs real-life dating when you can woo a pop star in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start crafting your way to Carly’s heart. Who knows, maybe she’ll even write a love song about you!

Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

+Lasseter, Accountability, allegations, animation, career, career destruction, consequences, controversy, corporate culture, destroy, Disney, Entertainment, Harassment, Hollywood, industry scandal, investigation, John, John Lasseter, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, misconduct, pixar, resignation, smp, workplace behavior

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Villages Defended:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Haunted Asylum Minecraft Server

abandoned buildings, Asylum, chilling encounters, creepy experiences, eerie locations, former mental hospitals, ghost hunting, ghost stories, Haunted, haunted asylums, haunted buildings, haunted exploration, haunted history, haunted places, iyc, mental health institutions, Minecraft, paranormal activity, paranormal investigations, Server, spooky places, supernatural encounters, urban-exploration

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/200	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Villages Defended:	20	Animals Bred:	61
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8564
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted former mental hospital – full of surprises, mysteries, and maybe even a few ghosts!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a journey through twisted corridors and eerie hallways. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what spooky specters you’ll encounter along the way.

But don’t worry, we have a team of ghost hunters on standby to help guide you through the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

back in the day, Balls, Bitch, consequences, controversial, damaging, drained, drained balls, explicit content, Exploitation, HARMFUL, Impact, inappropriate, internet, millions, Minecraft, pornographic, scandal, sexual, smp, social media, teenage boys, Unethical, viral

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/200	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

Post Weapons Minecraft Server

firearms, Guns, military weapons, Minecraft, post, post weapons, self defense, Server, weapon accessories, weapon collection, weapon defense tactics, weapon enthusiasts, weapon history, weapon industry, weapon laws, weapon maintenance, weapon regulations, weapon safety, weapon storage, weapon technology, weapon training, weapons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/800	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have post weapons! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, now you can battle it out with giant post-it notes and paperclip grenades. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, like the time we had to defeat a horde of evil office supplies that were trying to take over the server. Or how about the time we had to rescue a group of villagers who were trapped in a giant stapler? The adventures never end on our server.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive events like the annual Paper Airplane Race, where players compete to see who can fly their paper planes the farthest. And let’s not forget about our legendary Build Battle competitions, where players have to construct the most creative structures using only office supplies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, on our server, the pen is mightier than the sword.

Alpha Male Minecraft SMP

Alpha, alpha male, alpha male behavior, alpha male characteristics, alpha male mindset, alpha male personality, alpha male traits, assertive, attractive, CONFIDENT, Dominant, dominant male, high status, leader, macho, Male, manly, masculine energy, Masculinity, Minecraft, Powerful, self-assured, smp, STRONG

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6234
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of being a beta in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because in our server, only alpha males reign supreme! Join us if you want to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your pixelated pecs.

We have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for dominance. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week. It’s a real cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all, we also have a llama racing track where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory. The stakes are high and the llamas are fast, so make sure you bring your A-game (and some carrots for motivation).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. It’s said to grant the eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for french fries. Will you be the one to find it and become the spud king?

So come on down to our server and prove that you’re the alpha of the alphas. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive (and maybe the silliest too).

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, digital communication, digital humor, Entertainment, Epic, funny, humor, humor online, internet culture, internet humor, JOKE, LAUGHING, Laughing Out Loud, lmao, meme, Minecraft, online anonymity, online forum, Server, social media, trolling, viral content

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/500	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6140	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or test your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will boogie down with you while exploding in a shower of confetti and rainbows. And don’t forget to visit our “Piggy Paradise” where pigs ride on the backs of chickens while singing show tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and pure Minecraft madness! LMAO!

Manic Minecraft SMP Madness

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, consideration, contemplation, critique, Evaluation, Examination, Feedback, judgment, madness, man, MANIC, meditation, Minecraft, Musings, opinion, perspective, pondering, Reflection, review, smp, Thoughts, Viewpoint

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/900	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Items Found:	5570	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrot swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire castle out of chicken nuggets and rules over his kingdom with an iron feather.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Star Shards Collected:	140
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22

⭐ ▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱ ▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱ ⭐

⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

⭐ ▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱ ▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱ ⭐

MEGAZ.MCMCMC.RU

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

2nd Anniv, Android, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, December 2024, December 5, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Insalam, Ios, Krolsalam, ludmilla, maiden, mica, Minecraft, Missilisca, Modernia, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, Originulang, PC, Satellite, Server, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, TahunNikke, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/100	Votes:	5350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	2308
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1323
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ICE DRAGON SAGA event where you can ride on the back of a flying ice dragon and battle against evil snowmen!

But that’s not all, we also have a special recruit named Maiden: Ice Rose who can freeze enemies with a single glance. And if that’s not enough, we have Ludmilla: Winter Owner and Mica: Snow Buddy making a comeback for all you winter lovers out there!

And get ready for the upcoming event where you can participate in a Solo Raid against a giant talking snowman named Chatterbox! Plus, we have costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage that will make you look like a total badass.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive codes like STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE and NIKKE2NDANNIVKRKOLSALAMINSALAMIN2YEARSANDCOUNTINGUNBREAKABLE that will give you special rewards like a pet penguin that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!