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Suisei’s Normie Capture Minecraft Server

Anime, Capture, collab, collaboration, digital content, Entertainment, Gaming, Idol, influencer, Japanese culture, Livestream, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, New Release, Normie, normie market, Online Community, Server, social media, Suisei, Suiseis, Upcoming, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	300	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! We’ve got a new Suisei collab coming up that is guaranteed to capture the normie market and bring a whole new level of chaos to the game.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you questioning reality and wondering if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and establish themselves as the ruling class. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

HunkCraft SMP – TV Edition

Actors, Celebrities, comedy, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, film, gossip, handsome, Hollywood, HunkCraft, hunks, Media, movies, pop culture, series, shows, smp, television, television industry, TV

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Emeralds Found:	2890
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring, regular SMPs filled with just a bunch of hunks from /tv/? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So why waste your time with those boring hunks when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

PandorasBlocks

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Pandora’s Blocks is a Greek mythology themed network focused on the game modes Survival, Kit PVP, Prison and more. We aim to bring a uniquely enhanced Minecraft experience to all users, and to build a supportive community!

play.pandorasblocks.net

Obey Jews Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, control, extremist groups, Government, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jews, Manipulation, Minecraft, obedience, obey, online communities, Political Correctness, Politics, Propaganda, racism, Server, social media, trump, Trump administration, White Supremacy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Buildings Constructed:	36
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being outsmarted by Trump when it comes to following the orders of the Illuminati? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where even the craziest conspiracy theories come to life! Build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people, battle against NPCs controlled by the deep state, and uncover the truth behind chemtrails and mind control. Join us now and show /pol/ that you can be just as obedient to the powers that be!

Saki’s SMP Adventures

Adventures, Aiura, anime character, Anime girl, anime legs, best legs in anime, Birthday, celebration, comedy, cute, Happy Birthday, high school, iconic legs, Kawaii, legs for days, Saki Iwasawa, Sakis, schoolgirl, short hair, slice of life, smp, STUDENT, thigh highs

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the birthday of the best legs in anime history! That’s right, we have a whole day dedicated to worshipping those perfectly sculpted anime legs. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves? That’s right, you’ll never see a more impressive llama-built castle in your life. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with anime legs, llama architects, and so much more!

MaceCity

Roleplay

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

If you are looking for a new German Minecraft Citybuild server, then you have come to the right place. MaceCity is a Minecraft Java Edition server on version 1.21.1. The server is a great server.

MaceCity.de

MineUnivers

1.16.2, 1.21.1, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, custom content, Discord, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Website, zero lag

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to MineUnivers! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Factions, Creative, Prison and much more! Please read below for more information.

Vanilla Servers: We have a wide variety of Vanilla servers (Factions,Survival,Prison,Creative,Skyblock) in the latest version of Minecraft. You can access these servers with any version from 1.16.2 –> Latest [1.21.1]. Our servers are packed with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Join us today!

Website: https://www.mineunivers.com/ Discord: https://discord.mineunivers.com/

mc.mineunivers.com

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9879
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Potions Brewed:	54	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRC2.SKYBARS.ME

BlockCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

blockcraft, Early Access Key, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, MODERN, Official Wiki, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 General, Path of Exile 2 Launch, Path of Exile 2 Twitch Drops, Path of Exile 2 updates, poe2g, Server, The Great Filtering 2, Trade Site, twitch drops, Week 1

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	6195	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with enchanted pickaxes that granted wishes. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have Twitch Drops that rain down like a storm of goodies, Live Updates that will blow your mind, and Patch Notes that are juicier than a ripe watermelon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our Early Access Key will grant you access to a secret realm where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated Potato Party Minecraft SMP

comma separated, CONTENT, Digital, First three words, Generate, go, keywords, list, long tail tags, Marketing, Minecraft, ONLINE, Optimization, Party, phrases, pixelated, Potato, Ranking, search engine, Seo, smp, strategy, tags, Words

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Towns Built:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken, battle against hordes of evil mobs led by a villainous sheep, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But beware, danger lurks around every corner. From exploding pigs to giant spiders with top hats, you never know what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!