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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8779 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
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