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CraftyFamilySecrets

aita, CASE, CraftyFamilySecrets, Doctor, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, family secret, furious, Marriage, mortified, oldest sibling, Premature, private matters, Proud, rant, rules, scolded, Shaming, Siblings, Thanksgiving dinner, traditional parents

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ores Mined:	8084
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Thanksgiving dinners? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family drama-free paradise!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family with your partner (also a doctor) without any judgment from traditional parents. Build a cozy virtual home together and live happily ever after, without anyone nagging you about getting married.

And if anyone tries to bring up your personal life, just casually drop some fake medical knowledge like the premature baby case to shut them up. Trust us, it works like a charm!

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a traditional family when you can have a virtual one filled with love, laughter, and plenty of Minecraft blocks to build with? Join now and start living your best drama-free life!

Loading Life Minecraft Server

advice, deep thoughts, encouragement, Existential, inspiration, introspection, Life, life lessons, life tips, Loading, loading screen, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, Philosophical, positivity, quotes, Reflection, self improvement, Server, Thought-provoking, wisdom

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Enchantments Applied:	86	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Tip #1: “Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens!”
Tip #2: “Explore our server’s enchanted forests and discover a secret portal to a land of talking cows and dancing sheep!”
Tip #3: “Join our server and become a master builder, creating towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks and obsidian!”
Tip #4: “Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control the weather!”
Tip #5: “Join our server for a chance to participate in weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds and rubies!”

MineCraftMania

adulting, advice for teens, consequences of actions, critical thinking, Decision making, delayed gratification, future consequences, habits, life lessons, Long-term impact, Maturity, mindfulness, MinecraftMania, personal development, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, setting priorities., Time management

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	125	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of exploding chickens, battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot, or even building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can boogie down with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

CircusCraft: High Cost Living

affordability, budgeting, Carnival, circus, CircusCraft, consumerism, cost, cost of living, economic reality, economic theory, Economy, Expenses, financial burden, financial strain, financial stress, HIGH, high prices, income inequality, inflation, Lifestyle, Living, living expenses, market trends, societal issues

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

come join our wacky minecraft server where the cost of living is so high because we’re living in a circus! everything is priced like carnival food but instead of cotton candy you get diamonds!

we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether, watch out for the zombie clowns!

our staff are all trained acrobats so they can do backflips while helping you build your dream castle.

join us for the most absurd and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyOSG – Minecraft Server

Achievement Diary, bond price changes, chat channel, Communication, CraftyOSG, Diaries, fart cc, hallowed sepulchre instances, INFORMATION, Minecraft, miscellaneous changes, new player, new slayer boss, oldschool runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, Server, the araxyte, twitter, Updates, Website, Wiki

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	114	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the Hallowed Sepulchre Instances – where you can battle epic monsters and uncover hidden treasures like never before!

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on the new Slayer Boss – The Araxyte? This boss is so tough, it’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little puppy!

And don’t even get me started on our Bond Price Changes for 2024. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log in!

Oh, and if you’re wondering what to do as a newbie, we got you covered with quests and diaries that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the fart cc chat channel – things can get pretty wild in there!

MineCraft Endwalker Server – XIVG

/xivg/ Choice Awards, Alt ERP, Balmung, Costa del Sol, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, IASIP, In-game Events, Lala-Only Beach Party Meetup, Linkshells, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Sophia, Spooky Club, x files, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4470
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	4037
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the mobs are crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join us for in-game events that are more epic than a diamond sword, like our Dragon Quest Collab where you can battle golems in the hills until June 20th!

But wait, there’s more! Our Moogle Treasure Trove event is happening until June 24th, where you can find more loot than a chest in a stronghold. And don’t miss out on our Yo-kai Watch Event re-run until 7.0, it’s so fun even Herobrine would join in!

Plus, our PvP Series 5 is happening until 7.0, so gear up and get ready to battle like never before. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, join us for our meetups where you can party with other players in locations like Balmung, Shirogane, and even a Lala-Only Beach Party Meetup in Costa Del Sol!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you can have all this craziness?

PixelWeddingFun

bridesmaid expectations, Communication Issues, dress selection, family conflicts, family dynamics, flower girl dress, PixelWeddingFun, sibling disagreements, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding attire, wedding color palette, wedding colors, wedding conflicts, wedding coordination, wedding dress code, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding outfit, wedding party, wedding planning

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	364925	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with color coordination battles and budgeting wars.

Are you tired of being told what color to wear, even if you’re not in the bridal party? Well, on our server, you can wear whatever shade you want, even if it clashes with the flower girl’s dress. Let your fashion flag fly!

And don’t get us started on the money drama. On our server, you won’t have to worry about unexpected bills for back-to-school shopping sprees. You have the power to choose the style and price range of your daughter’s dress, without any surprise manicures or pedicures on the side.

Join us and put your foot down like a boss. You deserve to have a say in what your daughter wears, without causing pre-wedding problems. Plus, who needs a special title like bridesmaid when you can have all the rules and expectations without it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have us?

MineCrafty Minds Server

achievement, best thing learned, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth mindset., Improvement, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Minds.., minecrafty, personal growth, progress, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, success, wisdom

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	4427
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Join our Minecraft server and learn how to ride a pig like a pro! Our expert trainers will teach you the art of pig jockeying, so you can zoom around the map in style. Plus, rumor has it that if you ride a pig into battle, you’ll have a 99% chance of winning (results may vary).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Dance the night away while dodging exploding beats and make friends with some of the coolest mobs in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyCraft

advice, bedtime, Closure, Communication, Conversation, ending, exhaustion, Goodnight, guidance, Help, Intimacy, late night, long distance, partner, phone sex, relationships, romance, Sleep, SleepyCraft, tired, wrapping up

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions!

SquadGoals Minecraft Server

Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹