Values MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NahCraft: Where building is optional and the mobs have attitude. Yeah, nah.

public service, Nah, criminal records, Voting, VALUES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-mugshot policy because we only want players who have never been caught stealing diamonds in the virtual world! Join us if you want to avoid any shady characters who might try to steal your virtual loot while you’re busy building your epic castle. Plus, who wants to team up with someone who’s been arrested for griefing? Trust us, you’ll have a much better time on our server without any sketchy criminals lurking around. So come join us and let’s build a Minecraft world free of mugshots and full of epic adventures!

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YeehawCraft: Where cowboys and creepers collide

customs, AMERICANS, culture, Diversity, Identity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of culture! We’ve got more American flags than you can shake a stick at, and our national anthem plays on a loop in the background while you mine and craft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the world’s largest virtual hot dog eating contest! Compete against other players to see who can chow down on the most pixelated hot dogs in record time. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life.

And if you’re feeling extra patriotic, join our exclusive reenactment of the Boston Tea Party event. Dress up as a colonial rebel and throw virtual tea crates into the ocean while shouting “No taxation without representation!” It’s a historical experience like no other.

So come join us on our server and experience the true essence of American culture in all its wacky glory. Who needs boring old monuments and museums when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

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YeetCraft – Where we mine diamonds and slay zombies like the last beacon of western civilization 😂🔥 #MinecraftServer

beacon, YeetCraft, pride, Impact, joking

Looking for a Minecraft server that is the last beacon of western civilization? Look no further, because this server is no joke! We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Join us and become a warrior for justice, protecting the realm from evil Ender Dragons and mischievous villagers. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of diamonds and a hidden treasure room full of enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

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CraftyCanucks24 – pixel-punching adventures with a side of maple syrup! 🍁 #gamergoals #minecraftmadness

Technology, average Canadian, Healthcare, Government, Maple

Join our Minecraft server where the average Canadian family in 2024 is just a bunch of loonies! We’ve got igloos that double as disco clubs, moose races every Sunday, and maple syrup fountains for all your sweet tooth needs. You’ll never be bored with our daily poutine-eating contests and polar bear rodeos. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the true essence of Canada in the future!

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Creeperville: Where Zombies, Skeletons, and Exes Roam Free!

Skeletons, forgiveness, relationship, roam, VALUES

Join our Minecraft server where the admins are so amazing, they could even convince entire populations to spontaneously break out into dance parties! Who needs world domination when you can have a server filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic builds?

Imagine a world where pigs can talk, sheep can fly, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so magical, it will make you question if you’ve accidentally fallen into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

And let’s not forget about our secret underground roller coaster that transports you to a hidden realm filled with treasure and mythical creatures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the admins’ charm is so powerful, they could probably convince a creeper to break out into a salsa dance?

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Crafty Homewrecker Ladies Minecraft Server – Build, Destroy, and LOL with Us!

Women, lol, self esteem, homewreckers, Hypocrisy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women can show off their homewrecking skills in a virtual world! Forget about unity, this server is all about causing chaos and breaking up relationships for fun!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner homewrecker and create drama like never before. Build your own love triangle, steal other players’ virtual partners, and watch the virtual world burn as you sow seeds of discord.

Who needs unity when you can have juicy scandal and betrayal? Join our server now and show the world that women can be just as ruthless as men when it comes to wrecking homes in Minecraft!

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RussianPatriotsVSWesternFemme

Stereotypes, more, Western, historical context, western women

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Russian girls are more patriotic than western women! Maybe it’s because they always have a flag handy to wave in battle, or maybe it’s because they know how to survive in the cold harsh landscape like true warriors. Whatever the reason, come join us and see for yourself – just watch out for any sudden vodka parties!

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Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

#thereistoit, McCraftface, #wantstosee, lol, general

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

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Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Nurturing, fear, family, Motherhood, Support

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

WASNT, McCraftface, Server, Crafty, ANONYMOUS

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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