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I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

anger, animal cruelty, Animals, Behavior, child safety, Cows, Dogs, Food, Frustration, hate, hatred, leather, milk, Minecraft, mistreatment, neighborhood destruction, Nutrients, pet ownership, Pets, Pigs, Resources, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, societal norms

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

awkward, cringe alert, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe factor, cringe fest, cringe moments, cringe overload, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, cringe-worthy lyrics, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy songs, CringeCraft, cringiest lyric, cringy, Edition, EMBARRASSING, Lyrics, Music, songwriting

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

blue helmets, BlueHelmetBorderPatrol, border, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, evacuation, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Monitoring, Peacekeepers, Peacekeeping, Request, SECURITY, Tension, UN, united nations, United Nations Peacekeeping Force

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Animals Bred:	169	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Balance Blunder Data Mine

aging, balance, blunder, Circumstances, Context, data, Elderly, Falls, health, losing balance, Monitoring, older adults, Prevention, real-time data, recall, research, researchers, Safety, study, Technology, Understanding, voice recorders

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Waffcarui Minecraft server

Article, Beginners, Clans, comfort, Community, Decorative items, Development, donation, Donations, Economy, Events, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, paid plugins, Pets, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Reliability, Roleplay, RPG, rules, Russian, Seasons, Server, Stability, subscription, Survival, Tested, texture pack, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Zombie Dances:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

pl.waffcarui.ru

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

age, art, creativity, cringe, Expression, filmmaking, Followers, friendless, Friends, Insecurity, instagram, Loneliness, Minecraft, Music, Painting, photography, self-conscious, Server, sharing, social media, Social Skills, Writing

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

animated series, bronies, cartoon, elements of harmony, equestria, fan community, Fandom, friendship, friendship is magic, horse lovers, Kindness, Laughter, long tail tags: my little pony, loyalty, magic powers, magical creatures, mane six, Minecraft, Official, pony, Princesses, smp, Thread, tv show, unicorns

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

concealed hazards, Dangerous, hidden dangers, hidden perils, hidden risks, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked hazards, potential dangers, potential threats, safety hazards, safety risks, smp, UnawareRisk, underestimated dangers, underestimated risks, unexpected dangers, unforeseen risks, unnoticed dangers, unnoticed risks, unseen dangers, unsuspected dangers, unsuspected risks

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Creepers in My Blocks!

afraid, anxiety, biggest fear, blocks, concern, CREEPERS, Darkness, death, Failure, fear, fright, Future, Insecurity, mental health, Panic, Phobia, Scared, stress, Terror, unknown, Vulnerability, worry

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

BlockBusterAliGone

Assassination, BlockBusterAliGone, Claims, Conflict, current events, Eliminated, Hamas, hezbollah, international news, Islamic extremism, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, political violence, Sayyed Attullah Ali, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, world affairs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Animals Bred:	159
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Dimension Hops:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a Hamas leader in Lebanon! Join us and witness the epicness of Sayyed Attullah Ali getting eliminated in a strike – Minecraft style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is claiming it as their own! Can you believe it? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Build, mine, and battle your way to the top in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to go down in history – just like Sayyed Attullah Ali!