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CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

alcohol-fueled creativity, alcohol-induced ideas, Brainstorming, brilliant drunk ideas, creative breakthroughs, creative epiphanies, creativity, drunk ideas, drunken genius, innovative thinking, inspired thinking, late night inspiration, out of the box thinking, smp, tipsy brainstorming, tipsy innovation, TipsyThoughtsMC, unconventional ideas, unconventional solutions, unexpected brilliance, unexpected ideas, unique concepts

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Zombie Dances:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

CraftyDateDisaster

awkward, awkward silence, bad experience, bad timing, CraftyDateDisaster, cringe-worthy, DATING, Disaster, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, lessons learned, mistake, never again, Nightmare, regret, relationship, romance, Terrible, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

Assassination, confirmation, Conflict, hezbollah, Islamic extremism, Killed, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Nasrallah, NasrallahsNotHereLOL, News, political turmoil, Radicalism, regional instability, security threat, ShiA, Terrorism, terrorist organization, violence

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Gods Slained:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	2660

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	152	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6306	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

black Americans, blocky, Community, crime, exposure, findings, Fun, gun control, Gun Violence, Impact, Land, long-term effects, mental health, public health, racial disparities, research, Safety, shooty, social justice, statistics, study, Trauma, urban communities, Violence prevention

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crops Grown:	2397	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

IcyDeluxe, Minecraft, movies, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

IcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

Adults, base, Builds, chests, Chunks, Community, Curfew, Discord, Friendly, Glimmer, Griefing, Grove, LGBTQ, Loot, Magic, Medieval, Modded, Mods, moms, recruiting, rules, Server, Spawn, stricter, trolling, voice chat, Waystones, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8625
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

Overview
Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
Whitelisted server
Community based
Discord voice chat required
Adults only
LGBTQ+ friendly

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. Be kind	Keep interactions civil
2. No griefing or trolling
3. Do not loot without permission	Another player’s chest or death location
4. Do not modify builds without consent	Original builder’s consent
5. No inappropriate content	Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
6. Do not destroy waystones	That you did not place yourself
7. Base building rules	Based on proximity to spawn
8. Be respectful	If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Community, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, forum, Interaction, internet, long tail tags, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, reactions, response, rike, Server, social media, tags, Thoughts, well

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

Board, Boost, bros, Champions, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Minecraft, Mondays, Nitro, Raw, Rivalry, showdown, sissies, smp, sports, tag team, television, WCW, wrestling, wwf

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!