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Woke Minecraft Server – Too cool for your standards!

Campaigns, controversial, Cool, critique, culture, decision, Diversity, Entertainment, Experience, Gaming, Inclusivity, menu, Minecraft, perspective, Play, Political Correctness, progressive, Server, social justice, Standards, too woke, video game, Woke, woke game

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	725
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old menu options? Well, look no further because our server’s menu alone will blow your mind! From rainbow-colored blocks to flying pigs, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our campaigns are so epic, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join forces with a team of ninja turtles to defeat an army of evil llamas, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

ai art, AI community, AI perfection, AI porn, AI pornmommies, AI Slop, ai technology, AI threads, Catbox galleries, Editors, Experience, Fapping, gooners, Image Generation, Minecraft, Naked Dogeza Edition, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, SlopCraft, smp, Stable Diffusion directors, Ultimate

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Votes:	1710
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to the most fapping-focused, AI perfection plapping server you’ll ever find in Minecraft! Are you a prompter looking to edit some AI pornmommy content? Or maybe you’re a Stable Diffusion director seeking out some NovelAI artists to collaborate with? Look no further, because this server has it all!

Join us for the Naked Dogeza Edition, where we take AI slop to a whole new level. Our members are gooners, PLAPpers, and everything in between. We have no limits here, as long as you follow the site rules (and maybe bring a sense of humor).

If you’re looking for a server where you can let your AI fantasies run wild, then this is the place for you. Who needs regular Minecraft gameplay when you can join us for some outrageous AI shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

PairvolSMP

building, Community, Connect, creations, Custom spawn, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, hang out, laid back, minecraft world, pairvol, Players, PvE, Server, Survival, survival mode, Ultimate, Viewers, voice chat, Welcoming

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dimension Hops:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to PairvolSMP, the ultimate Survival Mode server where the community comes together! Join me, pairvol, and other players in an exciting and laid-back Minecraft world. Our server features simple voice chat, so you can easily connect and chat with me and fellow viewers as we build, explore, and survive together.

The server has a friendly, welcoming vibe with a nice, custom spawn area to get you started. Whether you’re here to hang out, build amazing creations, or just enjoy the game with others, PairvolSMP is the perfect place to connect, have fun, and be a part of the community.

play.pairvol.com

SpeedCraft

BOXES, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, exclusive, KitPvP, Minecraft, Network, planet earth, PvP, Ranges, Server, single, speedcraft, Survival Games, Unique

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Enchantments Applied:	205	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7760

SpeedCraft Network Single Server cpn Exclusive and Unique Ranges and Unique Boxes Mode: Planet Earth

45.126.208.235:25607

Simp-Free Zone Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, Conflict Resolution, female aggression, female entitlement, female manipulation, gender dynamics, gender equality, male empowerment, male self defense, male victimization, male vulnerability, Minecraft, physical altercation, self defense rights, Server, simp culture, simp problem, SimpFree, Social Issues, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Zone

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Tired of dealing with simps on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no simp policy. Our female players are strong and independent, not looking for any simpy behavior.

We even have a special event where if a player is caught simping, they are thrown into a pit of lava by our resident lava monster, Lava Larry. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Lava Larry.

So come join us and say goodbye to simps once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Conspiracy Jones Over Here Minecraft SMP

#our guy, alternative narratives, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, deep state, government cover-ups, hidden agendas, investigative journalism, Jones, Minecraft, Mox, mysterious figures, PARANOIA, questioning authority, secret societies, skepticism, smp, suspicious behavior, truth seekers, uncovering the truth, underground movements, Whistleblower

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9859
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of Mox, the unlikely hero who went from mining dirt to ruling the server with an iron fist (literally, he loves his iron swords). Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with his beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.” Plus, he’s the only player who can successfully navigate the Nether without getting lost (seriously, we’ve all tried and ended up in a lava pit). So come join us and see if you can dethrone Mox as the true king of the server!

Vanilla Play

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Potions Brewed:	179
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

VanillaPlay is a Vanilla survival oriented server, very close to classic survival!

Authorized farms Anti-grief Latest version (1.21)

Here there is no:

Grief Economy Quests Professions Enchants cheats

mc.vanillaplay.fr

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, friend request, general, Hero, invite, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, update, Wiki

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Star Shards Collected:	164
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Items Found:	7744
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.

To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.

Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP

2022, climate, cold, Competition, controversy, cup, debate, decision, Event, Fifa, football, Future, Global, International, Minecraft, qatar, Scheduling, smp, Soccer, sports, Tournament, weather, Winter, winter world cup, world

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?

No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, attractiveness, Behavior, Body language, body odor, Communication, Confidence, friendship, Girls, hygiene, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal grooming, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, Server, Sitting, social cues, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”