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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 863 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.