ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Emeralds Found:	8965
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

2017 tax cuts, boosted incomes, business taxes, Cuts, Donald Trump administration, economic effects, economic impact, Edition, employment, Investment, legislative achievement, Minecraft, pass-through business income, passthrough, Tax, tax benefits, tax cuts, tax implications, tax incentives, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reductions, tax reform, wages

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!

BOBROVSK Minecraft server

1.21.1, BOBROVSK, Harsh Conditions, Journey, Lobby, Minecraft, mini game, Server, SURVIVE, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Crops Grown:	8839
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Easy to learn Vanilla minecraft server on version 1.21.1 with voice chat, where you can not only go on an exciting journey in an attempt to survive in harsh conditions, but also take part in a mini-game that can be found in the server lobby!

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Reverie SMP

Activity System, Age 18+, Application Required, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Dynmap, Experienced Staff, February 1st, hermitcraft, Mature, no pay to win, Polls, proximity chat, Reverie, season 1, Server Events, server specs, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla Gameplay, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	New Chunks Explored:	61429
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3732
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to Reverie SMP Minecraft Server

Key Features	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Keeping close to Minecraft’s original magic with HermitCraft style additions.
CoreProtect	Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
Proximity Chat	Option for players, not a requirement.
Experienced Staff	Team has experience running similar servers.
DynMap	Planned feature release, keep an eye out!
Server Events	Hosting events like movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
Activity System	Visual system for player preferences while playing.
Supporter Perks	Purely cosmetic/QOL, no pay to win.

Server Specs

AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB of RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

FAQ

Why should I choose Reverie SMP?

Reverie SMP offers a friendly, mature community for adults inspired by servers like HermitCraft and Empires SMP. We strive to provide a welcoming environment with near-vanilla gameplay and various features to enhance your experience.

How do I join Reverie SMP?

To join Reverie SMP, visit our Discord server at discord.reveriesmp.com and follow the application process.

Are there any pay-to-win aspects on Reverie SMP?

No, supporter perks on Reverie SMP are purely cosmetic or quality of life enhancements. We do not offer any pay-to-win features on the server.

What kind of events can I expect on Reverie SMP?

We plan to host various server events, including movie nights, D&D sessions, build battles, challenges, and more. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

Rebel Rising United 1.21

Accountability, America, Capitol riot, consequences, Democracy, democracy at risk, Division, elected, election, Epic, Government, guy, insurrection, political violence, Politics, Presidency, rebel, Rising, Supporters, trump, United, united states, violently overthrow

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	54	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, ANNOYED, break room, CAR, cold, Communication, crutches, DRIVE, feet, Hands, HangryCraft, holiday, ICY, injury, lunch, Minecraft, parking lot, relationship, selfish, Server, text, Wife, work

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Votes:	2416

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Pixel Threads Kids

aita, child, clothes, co parenting, custody, dealership, ex husband, Gainfully employed, HOODIES, Jiffy lube, Kids, Laundry machines, pants, PIXEL, Running out of clothes, Schedule, School week, t-shirt, Threads, Transmission fluid, Transportation, Walmart

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Votes:	5301
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6442
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Crops Grown:	8474	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, growth mindset., Impactful, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, mindset shift, motivation, personal development, personal growth, perspective, powerful advice, random advice, Reflection, self improvement, transformative, unexpected guidance, unexpected wisdom, valuable lesson, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, aggression, airstrikes, bombs, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, Missiles, putin, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	320	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft lmao. join our server and you can be part of epic battles like that every day. we have crazy pvp action with explosions galore. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the drone attacks. become the ultimate warrior and fight for your blocky life. join now and experience the chaos firsthand!

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