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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2571 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 271 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!