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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8243 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 259 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 377 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
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Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!
