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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crops Grown:	2425	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

BlockyWorldChanger

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8304
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9278
Emeralds Found:	4588	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Bodily Mysteries Server

bodily, Mysteries, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mines Excavated:	2664	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?