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DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Conflict, Decision making, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Drugs, family, forgiveness, friendship, hysterectomy, infertility, Lies, loyalty, Property, Rehab, relationships, Social Group, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Towns Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, ProfessionJokez, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	125
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

companions, coping with loneliness., Craft, Loneliness, loneliness advice, loneliness awareness, loneliness community, loneliness counseling, loneliness discussion, loneliness guidance, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness quotes, loneliness resources, loneliness solutions, loneliness strategies, loneliness support, loneliness techniques, loneliness therapy, loneliness tips, LonelyCraft, mental health, self-care

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Crops Grown:	3640
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

economic impact, economic pressure, economic sanctions, economic sanctions impact, Economy, financial crisis, financial lifeline, Financial Stability, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international finance, international relations, Minecraft, October 12, political tensions, Redstone, Roubles, russia, Russian economy, sanctions, secondary sanctions, Server, strained, trade restrictions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	7135
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, Allies, border, Defense, Deterrence, eastern europe, Former Chief of Staff, General Rajmund Andrzejczak, Lithuania, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Poland’s Armed Forces, Radius, response, Russian forces, SECURITY, st petersburg, StPeteSmackdown, strategic assets, strike, Target, Ultimate

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Buildings Constructed:	35
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

join our epic minecraft server and become part of the most intense battle between Poland and Russia! Former Chief of Staff of Poland’s Armed Forces General Rajmund Andrzejczak is leading the charge, ready to strike directly at St. Petersburg if Russian forces dare to cross the border into Lithuania.

Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!

The Murderer’s Minecraft Server

crime, criminal, death, double homicide, fatal act, Guilty, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Motive, murder, Murderers, perpetrator, punishment, remorse, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	9064

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to set foot in it. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who once killed TWO people in-game. That’s right, TWO! And we’re not talking about just any players, we’re talking about seasoned Minecraft veterans who thought they could outsmart him. But nope, he showed them who’s boss with his epic PvP skills. So if you want to test your mettle against a real Minecraft assassin, join our server today! Just be sure to watch your back… and your front… and your sides. Actually, just watch everything. You never know when he might strike next!

Minecraft SMP – CReaTiVe PlaYinG GeNius

Aletheia: Return of Odysseus, Arcanum, Archaelund, Archquest, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Banquet for Fools, Call of Saregnar, clockwork revolution, Code of the Savage, Computer Role Playing Games, Creative, crpg, Dark Sun, darklands, deus ex, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Flint: Treasure of Oblivion, GENIUS, Gothic, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Owlcat RPGs, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Prometheus Wept, risen, shadowrun, smp, Spiderweb Software RPGs, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Emeralds Found:	5850

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take RPGs to a whole new level! We’re talking about games like Baldur’s Gate, Dragon Age, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines. But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Clockwork Revolution” where you can literally turn back time and “Banquet for Fools” where you can feast with the craziest characters.

Join us for epic quests, insane storylines, and a community of gamers who are just as obsessed with RPGs as you are. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

SalesPersonSass

acknowledge, black slacks, Conversation, Coolers, DAUGHTER, drink, Errand, Event, grocery store, handle better, ignored, napped, POLO, Rude, sales people, SalesPersonSass, shopping, Son, Table, veggies, Wife

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	107	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life awkward encounters? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to avoid those pesky people trying to talk to you while you’re just trying to shop for veggies and dip. No more dealing with strangers trying to make small talk – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special in-game seal pet to give those awkward encounters the side-eye they deserve. Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

GhostlyInteractions – Minecraft SMP

avoidance behavior, Communication, communication breakdown, DATING, digital age, disappearing act, disappearing without explanation, emotional avoidance, fear of confrontation, ghosting, GhostlyInteractions, lack of accountability, lack of closure, lack of respect, Minecraft, modern interactions, online dating, rejection, relationships, smp, social media, social norms, Technology

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Secret Passages Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of being ghosted in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, ghosting is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! That’s right, we have a whole ghost town where players can disappear without a trace, leaving everyone scratching their heads and wondering where they went. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with more spooky vibes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of ghosting your friends and foes alike. Who needs to communicate when you can just vanish into thin air? Plus, we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of players past like to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. It’s a ghostly good time for all!

So if you’re looking for a server where ghosting is not only accepted, but celebrated, then look no further. Join us and embrace the ghostly side of Minecraft!

ShortyCraft

body image, Confidence, dating preferences, dating standards, height and attractiveness, height and relationships., height discrimination, height insecurity, height preference, height requirements, height shaming, height standards, height stereotypes, Heightism, Masculinity, physical appearance, self esteem, short guys, short men, ShortyCraft, societal expectations

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop laughs and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Shorty McShortshort, the shortest man in all of Minecraftia. Legend has it that he once defeated a giant Creeper by tickling its toes with a feather! And if you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet Shorty and learn his secret tickling technique.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Will you be the next Chicken Jousting champion and win the coveted Golden Egg trophy?

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see just how short is too short in a man!