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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8671 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 5376 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a potato, or racing against creepers in a high-speed minecart chase. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But the best part? We have a secret underground society of Villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be part of the wackiest and most unpredictable server out there, join us now and remember: never trust a Villager with a mustache!