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RussianTeachRageQuitCraft

Burnout, career, Challenges, education, employment, Impact, Job, Last year, Profession, QUIT, reasons, resignation, Russian, RussianTeachRageQuitCraft, schoolteachers, statistics, stress, teaching, trends, turnover, Workforce

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold blocks like confetti at a party! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off for the ultimate treasure chest full of enchanted weapons and armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!

So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!

Arctic Cruise Chaos Server

#sustainability, Arctic, Arctic ecosystem, Arctic expedition, causes, Chaos, consequences, conservation efforts, cruise, cruise vessels, environmental impact, governance options, marine life, mitigation strategies, Monitoring, noise levels, noise pollution, policy development, public awareness, regulations, Remote Locations, research, Server, tourism

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your igloo in the Arctic, trying to enjoy the peace and quiet, when suddenly BAM! A cruise ship rolls up blasting Justin Bieber at full volume. Like, what the heck, right?

Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.

Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!

BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, blockcraft, candace, character banner, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, Minecraft, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Web Event, Xilonen

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Enchantments Applied:	214
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s fervent beats? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the rainbow destined to burn in version 5.1! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more hype than a character teaser for Xilonen!

We’ve got daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than pulling a 5-star character banner, redeemable codes with primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot, and useful links that will blow your mind more than a peak patrol song on a sword banner!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Xilonen forging a new name! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Flat Earth Minecraft SMP Opinions

Astronomy, Beliefs, Community, conspiracy theories, controversial, debate, discussion, Earth, Flat, flat earth, internet, Minecraft, Misinformation, Opinions, perspective, pseudoscience, Round Earth, Science, skepticism, smp, society, theories, Truth

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Animals Bred:	60
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we debate the true shape of the Earth while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!

HyphenCraft

aita, dad, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamic, family name, hyphenated last name, HyphenCraft, mom, name change, original last name, parents, real dad, Religion, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, Therapy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Buildings Constructed:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

RedditUserMC SMP

anonymous posting, community engagement, digital community, discussion platform, downvoting, Entertainment, information sharing, internet culture, karma system, memes, News Aggregator, niche interests, Online Community, reddit, RedditUserMC, smp, social media, subreddit communities, upvoting, user interaction, User-generated content, viral content

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Star Shards Collected:	290	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crops Grown:	1825	Animals Bred:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and shenanigans? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

FutureCraft2025

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, biotechnology, climate change, digital transformation, future prediction, FutureCraft2025, innovation, Internet of Things, medical advancements, personalized medicine, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, smart cities, space exploration, specific prediction, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	241	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to predict the future with 100% accuracy! Our crystal ball plugin will give you insights into what will happen next in the game, from finding diamonds to encountering creepers. Who needs a fortune teller when you have our server?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!

So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyKyivPrisoner

Conflict, CraftyKyivPrisoner, detention, died, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Journalism, kyiv, legal proceedings, Media, News, Political, press freedom, Prison, reporter, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Tragedy, tragic event, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where ukrainian reporters don’t die in russian detention but instead build epic castles and battle dragons in the virtual world. we promise no political drama, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is guarded by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

CRAZE, crosswalk, Dangerous, longer crosswalks, multiscale analysis, Pedestrian, pedestrian accidents, pedestrian advocacy, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian crossing distance, pedestrian crosswalks, pedestrian education, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian infrastructure, pedestrian rights, pedestrian risk, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, Pedestrians, Peril, road design, traffic safety, Urban planning

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Corsair

building, Caribbean map, Conflict, CorsaireMC, Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Infrastructure, MCMMO, Nations, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, sword fighting, team play, Towns, Towny, Trading, Unique combat, Wars, Warships, Worldbuilding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchantments Applied:	200
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Animals Bred:	145
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

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