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Executioner’s Terrible Playground: For when you just can’t decide on a game mode

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, Community, Competition, Custom, DECIDE, Dungeons, Epic, Events, Executioners, Exploration, Factions, Game, Loot, Mode, Mystery, Playground, Quest, Rewards, Skills, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Terrible

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Star Shards Collected:	75	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Realms	3 factions (snow, spruce, mountains)
Players	3 people per faction
Lives	5-10 lives per player (TBD)
Win Conditions	Be the last faction with lives or eliminate the ender dragon

FAQ

Q: How are factions assigned?

A: Factions will be assigned randomly, but friends can request to be placed together.

Q: Are there balance measures in place for teams?

A: Yes, there will be challenges at the beginning to gauge skill levels and ensure teams are relatively balanced.

Q: What is the size of the limited zone?

A: The limited zone is a 389×481 area for the additional party.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

asian women, black men, controversial topics, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, gender dynamics, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, misconceptions, PixelPunch, prejudices, Race, racism, relationships, Server, sexual preferences, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Taboos, white men, white women

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Items Found:	5971
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	372609	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join our server and discover a world where the most outrageous races come together to build, mine, and battle it out. We’ve got crazy stories like white women being to black guys what Asian women are to white guys – who knows what other wild tales you’ll uncover!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper)? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, Authenticity, BIAS, deserving, Ego, favorite color, friendship, Individuality, love, loyalty, Meritocracy, Minecraft, Perception, personal choice, Preference, RainbowCraft, relationships, Respect, selection, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, work ethic

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Farms Harvested:	550
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where Chad thinks he’s the hottest thing since lava in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the tyranny of Chad’s fragile ego! On our server, your favorite color doesn’t have to “earn” your respect, it just has to be your favorite color. And the same goes for choosing your Minecraft buddies – no need to play dumb and pretend it’s all about meritocracy. So come on over and let’s build a world where Chad’s ego is as non-existent as a creeper in broad daylight!

Mom’s Bday Bash: Drama Llama Server

abandonment, aita, Bash, BDay, bio kid, Birthday Party, blended family, Drama, extended family, family drama, family feud, Fighting, hatred, Jealousy, Llama, moms, parents, rejection, relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, step children, step parents, step siblings

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Void Gems Collected:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that’s sure to distract you from all the sibling rivalry and parental drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t care if you call anyone “dad” or “mom” – in fact, we encourage you to come up with the most outrageous nicknames for your fellow players. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do have a little freak out, we’ll just laugh it off and keep on building our epic virtual world.

So come on over and escape the chaos of family life – because let’s face it, dealing with sibling drama and parental expectations is way less fun than battling creepers and building castles in Minecraft. Join now and leave the real world behind for a while – we promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyDrunk Minecraft Server

alcohol-induced shenanigans, amusing anecdotes, bar culture, bar humor, bar industry, bar patrons, Bartenders, CraftyDrunk, crazy bar stories, customer interactions, drunken escapades, entertaining customers, funny drunk stories, hilarious antics, humorous incidents, intoxicated behavior, laugh out loud moments, Minecraft, nightlife tales, pub staff, reddit, Server, Wild nights

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Votes:	2479	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Emeralds Found:	3207
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: a drunk player stumbling around, trying to build a house out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Hilarious, right? But that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and witness the chaos as players try to ride pigs off cliffs, build roller coasters that lead straight into lava pits, and try to tame creepers as pets. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even see a player try to fish with a diamond sword or challenge a zombie to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

BoomerCraft

aging, BoomerCraft, feeling ancient, feeling elderly, feeling like a dinosaur, feeling like a grandparent, feeling like a relic, feeling like a relic from the past, feeling like a senior citizen, feeling like a throwback, feeling like a time traveler, feeling like a vintage item, feeling obsolete, feeling out of touch, feeling outdated, generational differences, memory lane, Nostalgia, reflecting on the past, Reminiscing, time passing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Votes:	6067
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26

Are you tired of feeling ancient in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where time is just a concept and you can frolic in eternal youth! Our server is so magical that every time you log on, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported back to the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth (don’t worry, they’re friendly here).

Join us for epic quests that will make you question your own existence, build towering castles that defy the laws of physics, and battle mythical creatures that will make you wish you never left the womb.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to wrinkles, gray hairs, and responsibilities. Embrace the chaos and insanity that is our Minecraft server and never feel old again!

CraftyMinors Minecraft Server

arrest, assault, charges, Court, CraftyMinors, crime, criminal, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, Military, Minecraft, MINOR, okinawa, punishment, rape, Server, sexual assault, underage, us soldier, Victim

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.

oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.

GasDieselMadnessCraft

#sustainability, Automotive Industry, Ban, carbon footprint, climate change, diesel cars, electric vehicles, Emissions, environmental policy, environmental regulations, EU, european union, Fossil Fuels, gas, GasDieselMadnessCraft, green energy, ideological madness, italy, Meloni, Politics, Transportation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ores Mined:	3455
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the EU banning gas and diesel cars? yea, it’s that crazy! our server is like a political rally but for gamers, man. join us and denounce the ‘ideological madness’ of boring servers. we’re all about that gas and diesel power, baby! come on and rev up your engines with us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like Italy’s Meloni would want. let’s show the world that minecraft is where the real revolution happens!

PlasticCraft – Price Transparency Guaranteed

American doctors, elective surgery, GUARANTEED, healthcare costs, healthcare costs comparison, healthcare expenses, healthcare pricing, healthcare pricing models, healthcare regulations, healthcare system, healthcare transparency, healthcare transparency laws, medical billing, medical industry, medical pricing, medical pricing transparency, medical procedures, medical services, Plastic Surgeons, plastic surgery prices, PlasticCraft, price, price transparency, transparency

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7319
Villages Defended:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only American doctors are plastic surgeons, right? Like, they’re the only ones who are super transparent about their prices and stuff. But get this, on this server, the plastic surgeons are actually zombies who perform surgeries on players to give them super cool abilities like shooting lasers from their eyes or turning into a giant chicken. It’s like, totally insane, dude. Plus, there’s this secret underground lab where players can find rare loot and fight off mutant mobs. And if that’s not enough, there’s a floating island made entirely of candy where players can build their dream base and ride unicorns. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

AntsOnMyRideMC

ant colony spread, ant hitchhiking behavior, ant hitchhiking patterns, ant infestation prevention, ant species identification, ants, AntsOnMyRideMC, hitchhiking, invasive ant control, invasive ant eradication, invasive ant management, invasive ant species, invasive species, invasive species monitoring, Pest Control, Transportation, vehicle biosecurity, vehicle infestation, vehicle sanitation, vehicle spread of ants, Vehicles

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got ants hitchhiking on vehicles like it’s a dang party bus! we got 9 different species of ants just chillin and causing chaos, and 7 of them are straight up INVASIVE.

imagine riding around in your minecart and suddenly you got an army of ants marching alongside you, ready to take over the world. it’s like a real-life ant farm, but on steroids.

so if you’re looking for a wild ride and some unexpected passengers, come join our server and see if you can survive the invasion of the hitchhiking ants. it’s gonna be LIT, fam!