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Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

90s, CAR, Car collection, car culture, car documentary, Car Enthusiast, car lover, car memorabilia, car nostalgia, car racing, childhood memories, Classic Cars, collectible, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Race, race car, reminder, Retro, smp, vhs, vhs tape, video tape, vintage

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
New Chunks Explored:	190965	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

anniversary celebration, Assertiveness, budgeting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, hurt feelings, Minecraft, relationship dynamics, romantic gestures, Server, vacation accommodations, vacation activities, vacation budget, vacation expectations, vacation planning, vacation planning zone, vacation preferences, VacayGoneWrong

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

PhoneFlipperPro

aita, business transaction, buyer backed out, cracked phone, customer satisfaction, customer service, phone buyer, phone condition, phone inspection, phone pictures, phone return, phone sale, phone seller, phone transaction, PhoneFlipperPro, reselling phones, retail transaction, return policy, return request, selling phones, used phones

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Farms Harvested:	386
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

BIZARRE, bizarre occurrence, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual happenstance, Wacky, weird

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

#earworm, ANNOYING, AnnoyingEarwormCraft, can’t stand, catchy song, cringe, dislike, frustrating, grating, grinds my gears, IRRITATING, Music, old news, overplayed, Overrated, played out, Repetitive, Skip, Tiresome, too much, turn off

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	1075
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	356	Falling into the Void:	1

Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

CreeperCarnageFunLand

airstrikes, Beirut, Blasts, breaking news, civilian areas, Conflict, CreeperCarnageFunLand, Dahiyeh, explosions, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, secondary explosions, Targets, violence, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9567	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

animal lovers, BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, cat, cat behavior, cat companions, cat lovers, cat obsession, cat owners, Cool, Feline, feline friends, furry friends, multiple cats, one cat, perfect, pet owners, Pets, three cats, two cats, unique pets

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

1.21, admins, Anarchy, Anarchy1.21, armor, Auto-mine, Customized map, dragon world, dragons, Good admins, Happy Gaming, Ip:, Love your destiny, Magic, minecraft server, MyDestiny, new armor, NEW WEAPONS, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, telegram channel, Telegram chat, weapons

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

mydestiny.su

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

21, Adult, aged, Community, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, fresh world, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, spawn city, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
Is the server for Java Edition only?	Yes, the server is for Java Edition.