valheim 2023 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwoofer

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	134	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	235	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2148	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Zombie Dances:	7	Emeralds Found:	8500
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Animals Bred:	48
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, bump, bump limit, coloring, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, edits, Expansion, fat, FeedCraft, female, fictional creatures, funny, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Resources, Server, shota, Spam, underaged characters, weight gain

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!