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MomInLawMadness Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, family gatherings, generational gap, Insecurity, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, MomInLawMadness, mother-in-law, relationship advice, Respect, self esteem, Server, social media, support system

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Tired of dealing with mother-in-laws who just won’t quit? Well, on our server, you can escape to a world where the only meddling comes from creepers blowing up your house!

Join us and let off some steam by building your dream home, far away from judgmental in-laws and angry phone calls. Who needs family drama when you can have fun exploring new lands and battling mobs instead?

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is your way to the top of the leaderboard!

HangryCraft

biscuits and gravy, Communication, compromise, Cook, Cooking, craving, Dinner, family, HangryCraft, Hungry, husband, Marriage, Meals, nachos, responsibilities, sharing, shopping, Store, Upset, Wife

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Towns Built:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you hungry like OP’s wife! Join us for some epic adventures and never-ending fun!

Reasons to join our server: – We have a special “Biscuits and Gravy” mini-game where you can hunt down ingredients in the virtual world to make your own delicious meal! – Our server is filled with cooking shows playing 24/7, so you’ll never have to miss out on your favorite food inspiration. – We offer swim classes in-game, so you can practice your strokes while exploring underwater caves and hidden treasures. – Our community is full of players who love to share responsibilities, just like OP and his wife (minus the drama)!

So come join us and never go to bed hungry again! Who needs real-life nachos when you can have virtual biscuits and gravy on our server? 😉

Creeper Beats Minecraft Server

(Lyric, beats, creeper, Favorite, favorite lyric, favorite lyrics, favorite music, favorite song, favorite song lyric, favorite song lyric chat, favorite song lyric conversation, favorite song lyric debate, favorite song lyric discussion, favorite song lyric poll, favorite song lyric query, favorite song lyric question, favorite song lyric topic, favorite song lyrics, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Server, song

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magic Items Found:	3228	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night on boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of singing creepers who serenade you with your favorite song lyrics while you build and explore. Imagine building a castle while a creeper belts out “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony – it’s a truly magical experience. So come join us and let your creativity flow to the sweet sounds of explosive musical talent!

WishCraft FunLand

Birthday, birthday dream, birthday excitement, birthday happiness, birthday joy, birthday magic, birthday mystery, birthday ritual, birthday surprise, birthday tradition, birthday wish, blowing out candles, Cake, CANDLES, celebration, FUNLAND, Party, secret wish, special moment, wish, WishCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server and your secret birthday wish will come true! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a sword made of cheese? Easy peasy. Want to build a house made entirely of candy? Consider it done. Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks). So come join us and make all your wildest birthday wishes come true!

LostInUkraine Minecraft Server

aggression, Black sea, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crimea, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, LostInUkraine, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, naval warfare, Navy, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Vessels, War

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AND UKRAINE FIGHTING OVER SHIPS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST BATTLE FOR BLOCKS YOU’LL EVER SEE! WE’VE GOT EXPLODING PIGS, FLYING COWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

DroneCraft: China-Russia Alliance

aerospace, Alliance, Attack Drones, China, ChinaRussia, collaboration, cooperation, Defense, DroneCraft, innovation, international relations, Lethal, making, Military, Partnership, russia, SECURITY, Strategic, Surveillance, Technology, Testing, UAVs, WARFARE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	5943	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Towns Built:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got China makin’ lethal attack drones for Russia! Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of dat action, amirite? Imagine flyin’ around on a drone, blowin’ up creepers and zombies like a boss! Plus, we got secret underground bases where u can hide from the feds and build ur own army of robot chickens. So come on, join da madness and let’s conquer dis Minecraft world together!

FrozenCapInfiniteTime

captain america, comic book continuity, comic book lore, comics, cryogenics, frozen, FrozenCapInfiniteTime, iconic character, long-term effects, Marvel, marvel universe, preservation, SuperHero, superhero history, superhero legacy, superhero mythology, superhero resurrection, superhero revival, suspended animation, time freeze, time travel

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Crops Grown:	1226	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	New Chunks Explored:	686415

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the time is so wacky you’ll feel like captain america frozen in ice for eternity! who needs regular time when you can have time that goes on forever and ever and ever?! plus, our server is so lit you’ll be battling creepers and zombies like a superhero! join now and experience the never-ending frozen time madness!

PyridoxalCraft: Boosting Brains & Battling Blocks

BATTLING, blocks, BOOSTING, brain function, brain health, Brains, cellular B6 levels, cognitive decline, cognitive function, deficiency, depression, enzyme, memory issues, mental disorders, mental health, mood regulation, Neurodegenerative disorders, neurotransmitters, novel treatment, pyridoxal phosphatase, PyridoxalCraft, research, supplementing, Vitamin B6

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Love Letters Sent:	17
Villages Defended:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for vitamin B6 to boost our brain power! forget about crafting swords and armor, we’re all about boosting brain function and memory with our special B6 supplements!

our players have reported feeling smarter and more focused after just a few hours of gameplay. we even have a secret quest where you have to defeat the evil pyridoxal phosphatase to raise your cellular B6 levels and unlock special abilities.

so if you want to level up your brain and become a minecraft genius, join us on our server today! who needs diamonds when you have B6, right? lolz!

AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – No starting over, just good old fashioned mayhem for everyone to enjoy!

AZPBMD, banned clients, Chaos, Enjoy, Fashioned, Good, Inappropriate for Children, instagram, late 2019, MAYHEM, meets, minimal plugins, no AFK kick, No hacking, no Vote to Win, official releases, optifine, rich history, semi anarchy, Simplicity, Starting, tiktok, true vanilla feel, Unmoderated Chat, Vanilla, x-raying

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door Server

Server Info
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was the server created?	The server was created in late 2019.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are simple – no hacks and no x-ray. Only vanilla and Optifine clients are allowed.
Is the server up to date with Minecraft releases?	Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Is the server Bedrock compatible?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
Is there an AFK kick on the server?	No, there is no AFK kick on the server.
Is there a Vote to Win system on the server?	No, there is no Vote to Win on the server.

Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server

ari, Ari Pokefemboy, Ari slut, Ari Vaporeon, Ari Vaporeon breed, Ari Vaporeon Pokefemboy, Ari Vaporeon slut, Ari Vaporeon slut breed, Aris, Breed, Compatible, compatible breed, Minecraft, Pokefemboy, Pokefemboy breed, Pokefemboy slut, Pokefemboy slut breed, Server, slut, slut breed, slutty, vaporeon, Vaporeon breed

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dimension Hops:	11	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!