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WhySoSeriousCraft

comfort zone, conformity, creativity, cultural conditioning, fear of change, fear of rejection, fear of the unknown, Individuality, innovation, Mainstream, nonconformity, originality, out of the box thinking, peer influence, social pressure, societal expectations, societal norms, trend followers, Unconventional, unique perspectives, WhySoSeriousCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Dimension Hops:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave something truly unique and out of the ordinary? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks while fending off attacks from mischievous unicorns. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a secret underground society of zombie pigmen is plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into their mindless minions. Will you rise to the challenge and save the day, or will you become just another victim of their hilarious antics?

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft server when you can join us and experience a world of madness and mayhem? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyCreeperzServer

anger, bear argument, college town, Conversation, CraftyCreeperzServer, disagreement, family, Friend, Gaming, Graduation, man, NEET, parents, right, road trip, Siblings, sister, u turn, Woods, Yelling, zoomers

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Votes:	8051	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

>join our Minecraft server and escape from annoying siblings like this one! >Build your own virtual world where bears can’t bother you (unless you want them to, we have bear mods too)! >No more family road trips, just endless fun and creativity in our server! >Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends? >Join now and never have to deal with pesky siblings or bear arguments again!

Beta Gargamel World 🌍

Alliance, Beta, BUILD, classic, Discord, Explore, fortress, gargamel, java edition, landscape, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school, pioneer, PvP, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, Terrain, Wilderness, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you longing for a throwback to Minecraft’s early days with a legendary twist? Dive into the iconic gargamel seed from beta terrain generation and challenge your survival skills!

🌍 Server Details:

Version: Java Edition 1.8.x-1.20.xAddress/IP: beta.gargamel.worldType: Survival

⚔️ What to Expect?

Minecraft Beta Terrain: Relive the nostalgia of Minecraft beta terrain with the gargamel seed.Build and Survive: Forge alliances, construct fortresses or simply explore the wilderness. Your strategy, your survival.A Nostalgic Adventure: Be one of the pioneers in reviving the beauty of Minecraft’s famed past landscapes.

🔥 Why Join?

Ideal for Beta Fans: Perfect for those who miss old-school Minecraft or newcomers eager to experience the game’s roots.

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/FPsSrN34PC

#beta #pvp #survival #classic

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CraftyFrennys: Where Creepers are Friends, Not Foes!

CraftyFrennys, CREEPERS, Femboy, Foes, free fire, FRENNYS, Friends, Hooters, Impostor, KING OF OHIO, KING OHIO, KISSSUS, MESSIBUT, MEWINGHEY, OGBUT GYAT, POMNI GOLDENGYAT, RIGHT AT YOU BABY, SIGMA NUMBER, skibidi, SPEEDSKIN, sus, TOILETA RIZZA, TOILETHOT, WHERE OHIO

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Buildings Constructed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across! Join us for a wild ride filled with Frennys and Toiletas, Rizza Kings, and impostors galore!

Ever wanted to kiss a Gyat in Free Fire? Well, now’s your chance on our server! Our Pomni Golden Gyat Speedskin will have you feeling like a Toilet-hot sus femboy at Hooters in no time! And don’t forget about Ohio Impostor Mewing – it’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

But wait, there’s more! Are you a Skibidi looking for some messy fun? Well, look no further than our Sigma Number Ohio Mewing King – he’ll be right at you, baby! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Crafty AF: Minecraft Mayhem & Memes

anime lovers, casual relationships, Crafty, dfwb, Discord Friends with Benefits, Discord tag if you are feeling brave, Do you top or bottom?, Favourite games and anime, Friendships with a little extra, gaming buddies, hobbies, MAKING FRIENDS, MAYHEM, memes, Minecraft, not looking for, online friendships, Sub/Dom status, Time zone/location and scheduling, turn-offs, turn-ons, What do you want to do with your potential new friend?

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Chimeras Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2390	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where friendships come with a little extra? Look no further than our server, where we offer Discord Friends With Benefits!

Join us if you’re into building epic structures, exploring new realms, and making some scandalous friendships along the way.

Turn ons: Redstone contraptions, diamond mining, and late-night gaming sessions. Turn offs: Creepers blowing up your hard work, laggy servers, and players who steal your loot. Hobbies: Taming wolves, brewing potions, and hunting for treasure. Favorite games and anime: Minecraft (obviously), Attack on Titan, and Stardew Valley. What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Build a castle together, go on epic adventures, and maybe even share some secrets. Not looking for: Drama, griefers, or players who can’t take a joke. Time zone/location and scheduling: We’re from all over the world, so there’s always someone online to play with. Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and find out! Do you top or bottom? (or Sub/Dom status): Let’s just say, we like to switch things up in more ways than one.

So come join us on our server, where the friendships are strong and the benefits are even stronger. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Eurovision Gals Server

Competition, Contest, Crafty, cute, CUTEST, dust settled, Entertainment, Europe, Eurovision, Eurovision Song Contest, Fans, gals, girl, glamour, International, Music, Performance, pop music, Server, Singers, Stage, talent, Voting

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3255	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	New Chunks Explored:	602287
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	133

Are you tired of debating which Eurovision girl is the cutest? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own Eurovision girl skin and battle it out in epic build battles to determine the ultimate cuteness champion! Join now and show off your pixelated Eurovision beauty queen skills, because on this server, the only thing more fierce than the competition is the glitter explosions!

Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

2011, Adventure, Appearance, attractiveness, Celebrity, criticism, Epic, least attractive, media scrutiny, Minecraft, physical appearance, public opinion, public perception, Steves, Ugly, unappealing, unappealing features, Unattractive, unattractive celebrities, unattractive men, unflattering, unpopular, unsexiest men, Voting

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Star Shards Collected:	297	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150

Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

KERITS SMP – The best place to accidentally fall into lava while trying to pet a Creeper!

accidentally, admins, age, CbADacaLerA, Code, creeper, Fall, Generators, Griefing, KERITS, lava, payments, Perks, pet, Place, Players, PvP, Realms, Requirements, rules, smp, stealing, Usa

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ores Mined:	872	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Towns Built:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	134
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Perks	Already active playerbase (mostly USA)
	Absolutely no mods
	Generators for new players to catch up to old ones
	Admins often online
	No real-money payments anywhere

Requirements: 14+ age minimum

Rules: Read at spawn – no griefing, stealing allowed

Code: CbADacaLerA

FAQ

1. Can I join if I’m under 14 years old?

No, the minimum age requirement is 14 years old.

2. Are there any mods on the server?

No, there are absolutely no mods on the server.

3. How can new players catch up to old players?

New players have access to generators to help them catch up to old players.

Blocky Babes Break the Stream Curse – Minecraft Server

Audience, Babes, blocky, Break, Challenges, Commitment, Community, comparison, CONTENT, CURSE, Dedication, DURATION, EN girls, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, jp, Minecraft, Platform, Popularity, Schedule, Server, Stamina, Stream, streaming, Support, Time management, Viewers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Buildings Constructed:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of watching streamers who can’t even last longer than a goldfish’s attention span? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate endurance challenge for streamers! Our players have been known to stream for days on end, surviving on nothing but virtual pork chops and sheer determination. Join us and show those JP streamers who’s boss by outlasting them in epic mining sessions and building marathons. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears to those who can stream for over 24 hours straight. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join now and prove your streaming stamina!

Ronaldo’s Speedy Adventure Minecraft Server – Where Legends are Born!

>20 years old, achievement, Adventure, athlete, Born, career, Dedication, determination, Fame, future star, goal-scoring, hard work, iconic status, legend, Legends, Minecraft, professional player, record breaker, ronaldo, Ronaldos, Server, Soccer, SPEED, Speedy, sports, success, Young Talent

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	433728
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Join our Minecraft server and you too can become a legendary /spee/ master like Ronaldo! Who knew that mining blocks and crafting tools could lead to such fame and glory? But on our server, anything is possible – even becoming a soccer superstar in the virtual world!

We have epic quests that will test your skills and challenge your creativity. Build the most outrageous structures, battle fearsome mobs, and maybe even score a goal or two in our custom soccer mini-game. Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a virtual talent scout looking for the next big Minecraft athlete!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to becoming the next Ronaldo of the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be signing autographs for adoring fans in the virtual streets of our server. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your epic adventure today!