Valette Minecraft Servers

Exclusive Valette Minecraft Servers

  • /spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

    /spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

    Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

    But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

    And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JanitorCraft Minecraft Server

    JanitorCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with family drama over money? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

    On our server, you can mine for diamonds, battle dragons, and even ride pigs through the sky. Who needs to worry about bills and sunglasses when you can embark on epic quests with your fellow gamers?

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and leave all your financial woes behind – because in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BridezillaTruths

    BridezillaTruths

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life weddings and join a community of players who appreciate good fashion sense (or lack thereof)!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual wedding, complete with neon green contacts that light up the night sky. Who needs a photographer when you can snap screenshots of your own reptilian bride and groom?

    Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves through innovative fashion choices, even if it means looking like a walking neon sign. Embrace your inner exotic self and show off your unique style to the world!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, outrageous outfits, and unforgettable memories. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding like no other?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ForgetMovieSMP

    ForgetMovieSMP

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    Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a unique experience that will make you feel like you’re watching your favorite movie for the first time all over again! Join us and embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you feel like you’re the star of your very own blockbuster film. So come on, join us and experience movie magic like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MindCraftySurvivor

    MindCraftySurvivor

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your existence? Well, look no further because our server will have you contemplating life, death, and everything in between!

    Join us on a journey to uncover the ultimate question: “Who will be the last one on your mind when you leave this world?” Will it be your trusty pet pig, your rival player who keeps stealing your diamonds, or maybe even that creeper who always seems to blow up your house at the worst possible moment?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft master. Just remember, when you’re faced with the ultimate question, make sure you have a good answer ready.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderBlock Minecraft Server

    BorderBlock Minecraft Server

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    come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be russian border regions under counter-terrorist regime as ukraine advances lol like what even is that but it’s so fun! you can be a secret agent sneaking around and trying to stop the ukraine advance with your minecraft skills. build secret underground bases and plan epic missions to save the day. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as spies and have top secret meetings. it’s so ridiculous but so entertaining, you won’t be able to resist joining our crazy server. come on, be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZombieCraft2022

    ZombieCraft2022

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    omg u guys, u have to join this epic minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in block form. like, u won’t believe the crazy adventures u can have on this server.

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken riding a pig. and then u team up with a group of llamas to defeat it. like, what even is happening, but it’s so much fun.

    and then there’s this secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing pandas who challenge u to a dance-off. like, who knew pandas could breakdance, right?

    but wait, there’s more. u can also explore a haunted mansion where u have to solve riddles to escape, all while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. it’s like a horror movie, but with blocks.

    so, if u want to experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft, u have to join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like a party for ur brain, but with creepers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hotdog Water: Where the meat is rare, the gameplay is spicy, and the chaos is well done!

    Hotdog Water: Where the meat is rare, the gameplay is spicy, and the chaos is well done!

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    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/how2build-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>: Hotdog Water

    Welcome to Hotdog Water Minecraft Server 🌭🪣

    Overview:

    Features: Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Resets: Vote for resets on Discord.
    Gameplay: No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules:

    • PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    • No cheating or hacking.

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    FAQ:

    Can I use mods on the server?

    Yes, mods are allowed as long as they do not give unfair advantages.

    Are there any banned items on the server?

    No, all items are allowed for gameplay.

    Is there a limit to how many players can join the server?

    The server can handle a large number of players, but it’s recommended to check for availability during peak times.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ArabCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

    ArabCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon an army of dancing chickens to do their bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a gang of ruthless llamas who control the black market of enchanted golden carrots. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama showdown?

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself! Get ready to dance the night away with mobs of all shapes and sizes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP

    TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP

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    Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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