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Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP

enforcer, Kevin Nash, Memories, midcard, Minecraft, Nash, noob, Nostalgia, professional wrestling, smp, Valet, WCW, WCW era, white maven, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, wrestling persona, wwe

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the legend of Nash unfold before your very eyes! Back in the day, Nash was rumored to be a valet by day and an enforcer by night, with midcard energy that could rival even the whitest Maven. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftyCreeperz

biden, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign relations, international affairs, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, peace talks, Politics, president, prime minister, RETALIATION, Speech, Tension, united states

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	3484
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Potions Brewed:	142
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magic Items Found:	6965
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and netanyahu as our admins, they speak in the chat and make epic announcements like “israel vows lethal retaliation against iran” but don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight like a true warrior and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. plus, our secret underground base is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Mirror Maze Mania

Mania, Maze, MIRROR

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

LOL come join dis server where all da mirrors be used cuz we be lookin fly af all da time! U wanna see urself in a mirror dat someone else already seen? well dis da place for u! We got mirrors for days, yo! Join now and see ur reflection in a whole new way! Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t wanna miss!

World of Wackiness RP – The Server Where Everything is Broken But Hilarious!

Adventure, application, BROKEN, Characters, Cities, Classes, Community, continents, Discord, Factions, FANTASY, hilarious, Immersive, Magic, Modpack, Professions, Races, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Wackiness, Wilderness, wildlife, world

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crops Grown:	2411	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Races and Factions
The Imeris Entente 👑
The Wildchoir 🌳

Cities
Azuverde 🏝️
Hythe 🏰

The World 🗺️
An enormous custom map, populated with over 50 unique wildlife mobs, gorgeous biomes dotted with strange ruins and interesting vistas.

Role-Playing 🎭
As a roleplay server, you will be playing a character of your own design! Pick from our various races and classes.

How To Join:

Join our Discord server here, or via the join tab of our website. Information on each of the races can be found there as well!

Read our Rules

Fill in our short application

Get Whitelisted, then download the modpack and resource pack

Play!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the BWRP Minecraft server about?	The server is a role-playing server utilizing the Mod Figura where players form characters and tell immersive stories in the world of Nebelloren.
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord server or visit the website and follow the steps to fill out an application, get Whitelisted, and download the necessary mods.
Are there specific rules for playing on the server?	Yes, you can read the rules on the website to understand the guidelines for behavior and interaction on the server.
What races and factions are available in the game?	There are two main factions, The Imeris Entente and The Wildchoir, each made up of different races such as Dwarves, Elves, Humans, Orcs, Halflings, and more.
What cities can players explore in Nebelloren?	There are two main cities, Azuverde and Hythe, each with its own unique characteristics and cultures.

Work Ethic Warriors Minecraft Server

AMBITION, Anime, Character development, Dedication, determination, discipline, dragon ball z, ethic, goku, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Potential, power, Server, strength, success, Training, Vegeta, Warriors, work, work ethics

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where players have the work ethics of Goku and Vegeta! Imagine mining for diamonds with the determination of a Saiyan warrior, or building epic structures with the power of Super Saiyan strength.

Join us and witness epic battles between players as they unleash their inner Saiyan powers to conquer the land. You’ll never know what crazy power-ups or transformations you might unlock while exploring our server.

So come join us and see just how strong you can become with the work ethics of Goku and Vegeta. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Saiyan master of Minecraft!

Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

avoid them, block them, Chaos, Chronicles, deter them, discourage them, eliminate them, halt them, hinder them, how do we stop them, impede them, Minecraft, obstruct them, prevent their actions, prevent their behavior, prevent their impact, prevent their influence, prevent them, put an end to them, smp, STOP, stop them, stop them from causing harm, stop them now, thwart them

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

LazyLoot Minecraft Server

adulting, bills, cleaning, Communication, contributing, division of labor, financial strain, Frustration, grocery shopping, household chores, household responsibilities, Job, job hunting, laziness, LazyLoot, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

Adventures, Auntys, BrokeCraft, comfortable living, fair market price, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, financial struggles, fixer upper, generational wealth, highest offer, Inheritance, legal consultation, market crisis, market value., maximum profits, property disputes, property lawyer, real estate, selling a home, underwater refinance

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ores Mined:	2160
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GrossButYum SMP

acquired taste, bizarre food choices, bizarre food indulgences, disgusting food, gross food, GrossButYum, guilty pleasure, odd food combinations, odd food obsessions, peculiar food choices, peculiar food habits, repulsive food, revolting food, smp, strange cravings, surprising food choices, unconventional tastes, unexpected cravings, unexpected food loves, unusual culinary preferences, unusual food favorites, weird food preferences

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

CraftyLiesMC

believe.., biggest lie, collective falsehoods, common deceptions, common myth, CraftyLiesMC, cultural lies, Deception, false assumptions., falsehood, mass deception, Misconception, most people, popular belief, Popular misconceptions, public misconceptions, societal lies, societal norms, universal misconceptions, widely accepted lies, widespread delusion

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Towns Built:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aggressors, anti-semitism, assault, community outrage, CraftyCraze, criminal justice, Criminals., european crime, France, hate crime, Jewish woman, knife attack, law enforcement, Minecraft, news report, Paris, Police investigation, Public Safety, religious discrimination., SECURITY, Server, Victim, violence

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!