Valeron Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Towns Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mines Excavated:	2454	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	New Chunks Explored:	398127
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NipNop Minecraft Server

arousal, body image, body positivity, cultural norms, double standards, female nipples, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male nipples, Minecraft, NipNop, Nipples, objectification, Server, sexual attraction, sexual desire, Sexuality, Sexualization, social acceptance, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1667	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!

AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

AquaCraft, back pain, BEDROOM, Beds, comfort, design, Furniture, health, Home decor, innovation, mattress, Memory Foam, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, Relaxation, Retro, RIP, Sleeping, sleeping habits, Support, trends, vintage, Water, water beds

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

DimensionalBlindness

Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive limitations, Cognitive science, comprehension, Consciousness, DimensionalBlindness, EYES, higher dimensions, human perception, neural processing, Perception, processing, Reality, Scientific inquiry, sensory perception, spatial dimensions, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, visual cognition, visual perception

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!

imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!

we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.

if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!

BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

biomedical engineering, Blood Monitoring, Blood-Powered, Blood-Powered Chip, Bloodcraft, Chip, health, Health Innovation, health monitoring, health tech, health tracking., Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, monitor, novel, Novel Chip, real-time, Real-Time Monitoring, realtime, Technology, Wearable Health Devices, wearable tech

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	8119
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1112
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crops Grown:	1916
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Love Letters Sent:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!