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NoChopActorMC SMP

acting jobs, Actor, Auditions, career, Casting, Entertainment, film industry, getting work, Hollywood, industry standards, LUCK, Mediocrity, NoChopActorMC, opportunities, Overrated, persistence, RANGE, smp, success, talent management, TALENTLESS, zero chops

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Towns Built:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Who’s a player with zero building skills or redstone knowledge yet somehow keeps getting invited to our SMP? You guessed it – YOU! Join our server where the only requirement is a lack of talent and a love for chaos. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner derp, look no further than our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

BaseCampBugsAndMold

BaseCampBugsAndMold, brown water, environmental concerns, health hazards, health risks, housing inspections, housing maintenance, infrastructure issues, living quarters, Mice, military facilities, Military Families, military housing, military installations, military living conditions, military personnel, Mold, ROACHES, substandard conditions, U.S. military bases, unsanitary conditions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server it’s like a warzone but with blocks and stuff. imagine u r in a U.S. military base but instead of fighting enemies u r fighting mold, mice, roaches, and brown water. it’s like a survival game but with extra grossness. u gotta be tough to survive in this server, like a real soldier but with a pickaxe instead of a gun. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

ExciteCraft: Love & Boredom

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195

Join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! You won’t believe the crazy adventures waiting for you in this wacky world.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on this server, you can ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch!

So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

🏰✨ Aeltheria ✨🏰 No-P2W, Just Say ‘Towny & Chill’, Just Fishin’ & Minecraftin’!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1291	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Emeralds Found:	1544	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to Aeltheria

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Feature	Description
Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. Vanalia offers vanilla generation.
	Choose your path as an Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more. Climb the ranks and earn prestigious titles.
Immersive NPCs	Meet friendly NPCs such as Sunny the Greeter, Lorelei the Librarian, and Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith.
Unique Fish Textures	With nearly 200 custom fishing textures and a codex log to track your collection.
Earnable Premium Currency	Petals can be earned through gameplay activities like voting, ranking up, and chat games, or purchased to support the server.
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Use petals or crate keys to obtain cosmetic wraps for your gear.
Virtual Storage	Automatically store items when mined or broken from the first rank. Additional storage options available.
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase a Plushie Token with petals to trade for adorable plushies.

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FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP: play.aeltheria.com
Are there different worlds to explore?	Yes, there are unique worlds such as Eldoria, Avaloria, Twilight Realm, and Vanalia.
Can I have multiple jobs?	Yes, you can experience multiple jobs from the beginning.
What can I do with Petals?	Petals can be used for cosmetic changes and can be earned through gameplay activities.
Are the Plushies tradeable?	No, the Plushies purchased using Plushie Tokens are not tradeable.

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Fire Edition server is lit…literally! Join us for a blazing good time as you navigate through a world filled with fiery challenges and scorching hot adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a fire-breathing dragon? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Fly through the skies and rain down fire on your enemies while cackling maniacally. And if dragons aren’t your thing, how about taming a flaming horse that leaves a trail of fire wherever it goes? It’s like riding a majestic fireball!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fire Temple, where only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the fiery trials within. Rumor has it that those who emerge victorious are granted the power to summon a firestorm at will. Just imagine the chaos you could cause!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Fire Edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring some marshmallows…you never know when you might need to roast a few over the flames!

The Copalib Chronicles: A Minecraft SMP Adventure

144036797, Adventure, Chronicles, copalib, Minecraft, nessa cueca, porra, previous, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical pair of underwear that granted them super speed and the ability to fly. Yes, you heard that right – underwear that gives you superpowers! And that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret. So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy surprises and wacky shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BralessCraft: Repairman Edition

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Votes:	2265
Players Killed by Monsters:	2769	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of being judged for not wearing a bra in your own house? Join our Minecraft server where you can let those puppies roam free without any judgment! Our repairmen won’t bat an eye at your jiggling assets, they’ll be too busy marveling at our virtual couches. Plus, we fully support breastfeeding mothers, so feel free to let those milk jugs flow while you game. No bras allowed, just pure comfort and freedom! Join now and let it all hang out!

AwkwardDateMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild date that never stops getting awkward!

Join us for a chance to experience crazy situations like accidentally proposing to a villager instead of trading with them, getting stuck in a never-ending loop of falling into lava, or trying to impress your crush by building a giant statue of their Minecraft skin only to have it come to life and start terrorizing the server.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, you might just find love in a hopeless place… or at least a really epic base.

Blocky Booty Call

blocky, BOOTY, Call, casual encounters, Casual Sex, Communication, consent, DATING, emotional connections, hookup culture, Intimacy, night life, one night stands, personal boundaries, Physical attraction, relationships, Self Discovery, Self-expression, sexual encounters, sexual health, Single life, social norms, spontaneity

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have one night stands with blocks and mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your one night stand needs. Whether you’re into creepers, zombies, or even villagers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a wild night of blocky passion and adventure. Build a cozy love nest with your new blocky lover, or go on a romantic stroll through our pixelated landscapes. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a stack of dirt!

So why wait? Join our server now for a night of unforgettable blocky romance. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

ChalkosaurCraft: New Dino Genus

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	New Chunks Explored:	812089
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got dinos runnin around like Caletodraco cottardi, a new species we discovered in da lower Cenomanian Chalk of Normandy, France. imagine ridin a T-rex while buildin ur dream castle, it’s lit fam. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? let’s get prehistoric up in here, y’all!