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Dragon’s Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!

So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CreeperCancucks – Where even creepers can’t stop us from winning!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and witness the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Our players are so skilled, they make the cancucks look like amateurs. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and rare items! Rumor has it that one lucky player found a enchanted diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. Will you be the next lucky winner?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The New Gate 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	25

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a GIGANTIC dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a duel. But don’t worry, because on this server, you have the power to FLY and defeat any mythical creature that comes your way.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with TREASURE beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because the base is guarded by a pack of ZOMBIE PIGMEN who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine building your very own CASTLE made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. Yes, you heard that right. Your castle will be the envy of all your friends on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowflake Showdown: Where White Genocide Isn’t Real

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1524	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a virgin is a badge of honor and click bait articles are our main source of inspiration! Join us for a wild ride filled with GENOCIDE (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS, GOLD, and UNICORNS (okay, maybe not unicorns, but you get the idea). They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as the VIRGIN KING!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CHICKEN ARMY, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and conquer the END together!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, where else can you find a chicken army and secret diamond dungeons? It’s a LOLZY adventure waiting for you!

Pixelated Weebs

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Farms Harvested:	149	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes! Are you a fan of Anime? We’ve got all your favorite shows playing on repeat 24/7. Love Ships? We’ve got a whole fleet waiting for you to explore. And don’t even get us started on Yaoi and BL – it’s a shipper’s paradise!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special section dedicated to Twilight fans – because who doesn’t love a sparkly vampire love triangle? And for all you sports anime enthusiasts out there, get ready to hit the virtual field and show off your skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve even got a secret section dedicated to Keanu Reeves. That’s right, the one and only Keanu is a regular player on our server, battling creepers and building epic structures like a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of our crazy community of definitively Femcels who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. And remember, the mainstream media may only attack male incels, but here on our server, we welcome everyone with open arms. Double standards, who?

Block Battle Royale

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic events ever seen in the Minecraft universe! Picture this: a massive ender dragon riding a creeper like a bucking bronco while players try to tame them with diamond carrots.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco creeper dropping sick beats and exploding in a shower of glitter!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Putin’s Craft: Building Blocks and Bear Hugs

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Putin himself is a player! Yes, you heard that right. He’s taking a break from running Russia to mine diamonds and build epic structures in our virtual world. Join now to witness Putin riding a pig into battle against creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a dancing chicken disco party every Friday night. Get your groove on with our feathered friends and show off your best dance moves.

So why would Putin do this? Because our server is the craziest, most fun place to play Minecraft. Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyArknights – Building Towers and Battling Creeps!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4869	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for a LOLZY time filled with INSANE stories and OUTRAGEOUS reasons to keep coming back for more.

Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling a dragon made of diamonds. That’s just a taste of what awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive GLOBAL/JP/KR CONTENT that will blow your mind. From 6* Sniper Fiammetta to 5* Medic Whisperain, you’ll never run out of new characters to discover.

And if that’s not enough, our CN CONTENT will leave you speechless. With 6* Defender Penance and 5* Guard Akafuyu, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC journey and experience the ULTIMATE Minecraft adventure. Don’t miss out on the fun – log in now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: Where Everyone is a Blockhead Except the Creepers

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our InsaneCraft server, where we embrace all genders, even the 500+ ones that didn’t exist before 2020! Join us if you want to escape the madness of real life, where 6-foot dudes dressed as women lurk in the women’s restroom. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a blocky warrior or a pixelated princess. We don’t discriminate based on gender, we just want everyone to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on InsaneCraft, anything goes!

Waifu Head Pats – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	179	Dimension Hops:	15
Void Gems Collected:	29	Runes Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can pat your waifu’s head for FREE! Yes, you heard that right, FREE head pats for all players! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret DIAMOND mine where you can find unlimited riches and build the most extravagant waifu shrine ever seen in Minecraft history!

Join now and embark on a quest to find the legendary CREEPER king who has been terrorizing the land with his explosive antics. Defeat him and claim his throne as your own, ruling over all the creepers in the land as their new waifu-loving overlord!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a GIANT chicken that lays ENCHANTED eggs filled with rare loot and magical powers. Will you be able to tame this mighty chicken and harness its incredible abilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most INSANE and HILARIOUS adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world!