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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 238 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 725 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
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