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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2469 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8318 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters made out of diamonds, and a pet zombie named Bob who loves to give hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now and let the insanity begin!