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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, big girls, Bitches, blocky, body positivity, CHUBBY, curvy, Edition, fat, fetish, guilty pleasures, hump day, low self-esteem, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, overweight, plus size, Server, sexual fantasies, taboo, Ugly, Unattractive, voluptuous, wank

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6528
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

Minecraft SMP: ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Events, First-Class Customer Service, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, signal search, smp, special program, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, Version 1.1, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magic Items Found:	4741
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive trailers, teasers, and character demos that will blow your mind. Watch as our players embark on epic quests and uncover hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for the Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot, happening now! Plus, stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service,” where you can experience luxury like never before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two!

ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child care, child safety, Communication, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, generational differences, in-laws, Minecraft, ParentalBlock, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, tough love, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1752	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they’re the funniest people in the world but actually just make you cringe? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward family gatherings! Our community is full of supportive players who will never belittle you or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course).

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

PiggyCraft Child Support

budgeting, child, child care, child support, co parenting, Decision making, ex-partner, Expenses, Financial Stability, financial support, Friends, income, lego, money management, parenting, piggy bank, PiggyCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, single parent, Support, support system

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	1106
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2496	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even child support drama can turn into a hilarious adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of saving up your child support money in a piggy bank for your kid’s LEGO fund. Who knew child support could lead to building block masterpieces?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with friends who think they can tell you how to spend your money. Show them who’s boss and defend your right to splurge on LEGO sets with that sweet, sweet child support cash.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who knows what other wild stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, weekend activities, weekend adventures, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend goals, weekend ideas, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, weekend schedule, weekend vibes, WeekendWarrior

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Emeralds Found:	2688
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring weekends spent doing the same old thing? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild llama stampede. Don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas, but they do have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why spend your weekend doing the same old thing when you could be joining us on our crazy, wacky, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WhisperCraft: Hot & Hilarious

Alluring, arousal, desire, enticing, Erotic, flirtatious, hilarious, hot, INTIMATE, lustful, Naughty, Passion, Provocative, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy, Suggestive, tantalizing, WhisperCraft, whispered

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Magic Items Found:	4212	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a spicy jalapeno pepper in a sea of bland potatoes!

Join us if you want to hear whispers of diamond ore locations from mysterious voices in the night. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are sweating!

We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So, if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and hear the juiciest secrets whispered in your ear, come join us on the craziest server in the blocky universe!

CraftyCreeperVille

acceptance, border control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperVille, Crisis, cross-border cooperation, deputy PM, Diplomacy, displaced persons, eastern europe, government response, Humanitarian Aid, immigration, international relations, Migration, political asylum, readiness, refugee assistance, refugee resettlement., Russian refugees, Ukraine

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.

LaborCraft: Brain Rejuvenation

aging brains, aging process, Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health research, brain rejuvenation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, drug therapy, labor induction, LaborCraft, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Parkinson’s Disease, Pregnancy drug, REJUVENATION, waste-clearing pumps

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	4041	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like that pregnancy drug that makes old brains young again! like, u know how those old mice got their brains cleaned up with that drug? well, on this server, ur brain will be so clean and fresh, u’ll be like a baby again! forget Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s, this server will make u smarter than a super genius alien from outer space! join now and let the brain-boosting fun begin!

Get your grass fix here! Modded city survival with a side of Aussie flair and rewards!

Admin Events, Adventure, Ars Nouveau, Aussie, building, Chipped, city, Discord, farmers delight, FIX, flair, GRASS, Loot, Mic Communication, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, progress, QoL mods, Rewards, Side, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, Survival, The Graveyard, town-building, treasure chests, Vanilla, Waystones

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Stack of Grass Season 2 Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+
Gameplay	Enhanced Vanilla experience with added mods
Commands	/home, /sethome, Waystones
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat, community building
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, events, treasure chests

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please check out the discord link provided in the overview.

Q: What mods are used on the server?

A: The main mods on the server include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. QoL mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones” are also included.

Q: Are there any age restrictions?

A: The server prefers players to be 18+ for a more mature ambiance.

Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?

A: Yes, proximity voice chat is integrated for ease of communication.

Q: What can I expect from the server events?

A: Admins create scripted Dungeons with rewards upon completion. There are also mini events for the community to enjoy.

BitchPetCraft Minecraft Server

BDSM, BitchPetCraft, control, DOMINANCE, Dominant, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Master, Minecraft, obedience, ownership, pet play, Pleasure, power dynamics, Roleplay, Server, sexual exploration, Slave, Submission, submissive, submissive lifestyle, taboo

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to spice things up and become a little bitch pet for a man? Look no further, because on our server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a unique and outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew being a little bitch pet could be so much fun? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!