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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6448 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.