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Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

attention seeking, celebrity culture, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet trolls, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, obsession with celebrities, online behavior, online communities, online harassment, psychological disorders, schizos, shitposters, smp, social media, STALKING, trolling, unhealthy fixation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

aita, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, Disregard, emotional manipulation, family, Guilt, in-laws, long distance, MILcraft, parenting, passport issues, Pregnancy, Respect, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Support, travel, visa restrictions

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	186	Dragon Eggs Found:	4338
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

SisterSueCraft

children, Communication, Conflict, family, family members, Financial, Inheritance, Interest, late payment, lawsuit, Legal, loan, loan agreement, MONEY, Principal, repayment agreement, sister, SisterSueCraft, suing, Trust, vulnerable

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Towns Built:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP, Cooking, Culinary, customized, dish, exclusive, Expertise, Favorite, Food, homemade, Individual, Mastery, Personal, Preference, recipe, self-made, Signature, skill, Special, Taste, Unique

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

CreeperCravings

cherished meals, childhood comfort, childhood dish, childhood favorites, childhood memories, comfort food, comfort meal, cravings, CreeperCravings, culinary memories, delicious childhood food, family recipes, favorite meal, food nostalgia, homemade cooking, lasting food memories, long-lasting cravings, Nostalgia, tasty dishes, traditional cuisine, unforgettable flavors

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

“Youth, achievement, addiction, adolescents, Awareness, Cigarette Smoking, health education, health promotion, long-term effects, nicotine, Prevention, public health, public policy, SmokeFree, smoking cessation, substance abuse, teenagers, tobacco, tobacco control, Victory, youth health, Zone

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

No-Modding Minecraft Server

anticipation, Community, Customization, DELAY, Development, Disappointment, early access, Features, fotm, Frustration, Gaming, indie, indie games, long tail, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, NoModding, online play, Server, update, Wishlist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

Atlus, Beloved, blocky, Chronicles, controversy, developer, fanbase, Gaming, Gaming Community, hate, japanese games, Japanese RPGs., Jrpg, JRPG developer, long tail tags: ATLUS controversy, Minecraft, niche market, Persona series, Persona series fans, RPG, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei community, smp, video games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	777	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	2965
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	New Chunks Explored:	917225

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	190
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!