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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 7012 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 706 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
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join us for the craziest adventures u can imagine. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. u think ur brain can handle all that awesomeness? well, u better buckle up, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, u heard me right. they crash-landed on earth and decided to set up a minecraft server as a cover. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.
so come on down to our server and let ur brain go wild. who knows what kind of crazy patterns u’ll start detecting. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
