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Meow SMP

Arena, Builds, coinshop, Community, Events, Leaderboards, Meow SMP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to Meow SMP! One of the best survival servers out there. We offer a variety of exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience, including multiple fun events, a helpful community, a PVP arena, fabulous builds, a coinshop, and server leaderboards!

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Prosper SMP: Where you can find more diamonds in caves than in your love life!

anarchy server, build projects, Caves, Community, crossplay, dedicated players, diamonds, Discord, Find, games, gaming interests, Griefers, hackers, Life, love, Mature Community, Minecraft, new members, Players, Prosper, respectful, rules, shared interest, smp, Variety of Games, Welcoming

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

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Description	Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
Rules	We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. Be respectful to other players and you will be fine! All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.
Discord Invite	https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

FAQ

Q: Are hackers allowed on the server?

A: No, hackers are not allowed on the server.

Q: What if I have a problem with another player?

A: Please report any issues to a moderator or admin on the discord server.

Q: Can I join the minecraft server without joining the discord?

A: No, all members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.

Haitian Zombie Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, foreign relations, government policy, Haitian, Haitian invader problem, humanitarian crisis, Illegal immigration, immigration, immigration reform, migrant caravan, Mike Dewine, Minecraft, national security, Ohio, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Republican governors, Server, Social Issues, state responsibility, zombie

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a Haitian invader-free environment thanks to our strict Republican governor policy! Join us and experience a world where Mike Dewine himself personally ensures that no Haitian invaders set foot in our virtual realm. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government task force dedicated to combating pixelated invaders from outer space. So come on in and join the fight against intergalactic threats while building epic structures and battling creepers with your new best friends!

Movie Sex Minecraft SMP

Actors, Actresses, animated, blockbuster, Characters, Cinematic, desire, dream, FANTASY, Favorite, film, Forbidden, iconic, Lust, Minecraft, Movie, movies, Naughty, Nostalgia, Passion, romance, sex, smp, temptation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Imagine a world where the villagers have formed a secret underground dance club and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and even participate in a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a big softie who loves hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky spiders trying to steal your diamonds – they’re always up to no good!

ShaveCraft Minecraft Server

#facial hair, age difference, Appearance, Boyfriend, Communication, different, dry responses, hurt feelings, Laughter, Minecraft, misunderstanding, reaction, relationship, Server, ShaveCraft, shaved facial hair, Surprise, Upset, young

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	2841
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, on our Minecraft server, we have a special event called “Shave and Surprise” where players have to shave their in-game characters’ beards without telling anyone beforehand! It’s like a virtual facetime reveal, but with pixelated blocks!

One time, this player’s virtual girlfriend didn’t recognize him after he shaved his beard and she couldn’t stop laughing! 😂 He was so upset that he just logged off and refused to play for days. But hey, that’s the risk you take when you join our server – unexpected laughs and virtual makeovers!

So, if you’re ready for some crazy surprises and hilarious reactions, join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation like our player’s virtual girlfriend! 😉🧔🪓

WeddingDramaCraft

aita, best man, Booked, congratulations, Courthouse, Dinner, Elopement, Exam, family, friendship, government job, Happy, happy for you, maid of honor, moving cities, permanent job, RSVP, spain, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2824	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than a Spanish government job for life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and elopement-like adventures.

Just like the bride in the story, our server is all about quick decisions and no invites. No need to save the date, just jump right in and start playing. And just like the Maid of Honor in the story, you’ll have a blast with your friends in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so thrilling that even getting a permanent job won’t distract you from the fun. You’ll be moving cities just to be a part of this epic experience.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than a last-minute courthouse wedding, join us now! Who needs a walk down the aisle when you can walk through our virtual landscapes instead?

DropoutSteveMinecraftSMP

advice, career, college, college dropout, Decision making, dropout, DropoutSteveMinecraftSMP, education, Entrepreneurship, guidance, higher education, innovation, inspiration, motivation, parental advice, parenting, parents, reddit, Role Model, steve jobs, success, Technology

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of your kids using Steve Jobs as an excuse to drop out of school and play Minecraft all day? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where dropping out of school is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks like unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis. Who needs a college degree when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Join now and show your kids that Steve Jobs ain’t got nothing on you!

MineCraftyHacks

Clever, convenience, daily routine, EASY, Effective, efficiency, everyday tasks, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, MineCraftyHacks, organization, practical, productivity, Quick, shortcuts, Simple, Streamlined, time-saving, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Forget about boring daily routines, on our server, every day is a new adventure! Need to mine some diamonds? Just watch out for the exploding chickens that guard them. Want to build a cozy house? Better make sure it’s zombie-proof because our server has a zombie apocalypse event every night!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to find the fabled Diamond Dragon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you in this blocky wonderland!

PierreCraft2022

Canadian democracy, Canadian elections, Canadian government, Canadian News, Canadian politics, government accountability, government instability, non-confidence vote, opposition leader, parliamentary procedure, Pierre Poilievre, PierreCraft2022, POLITICAL CRISIS, political decision making, political leadership, political maneuvering, political opposition, Political power, political strategy, political turmoil, trudeau government

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6513	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.

GorillaGarden MedicineCraft

antibacterial activity, antibacterial properties, Antioxidant properties, bacterial infections, Bark, E.coli, Gabon, Gabonese flora, gorilla diet, GorillaGarden, herbal medicine, Indigenous knowledge, local communities, medicinal plants, MedicineCraft, multidrug-resistant strain, natural remedies, plant consumption, plant extracts, plant-based medicine, traditional medicine, wild gorillas

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	8433
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Votes:	3023	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the plants are so wild even the gorillas in Gabon can’t resist them! we got plants with antibacterial and antioxidant powers that will make your enemies run for the hills. our bark is so strong it can take down even the toughest E. coli strains. join us and become a plant-powered warrior in the world of minecraft like never before!