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BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	446	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crops Grown:	9047
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	834	Villages Defended:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Emeralds Found:	9846
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Items Found:	7460	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Votes:	4722
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	291	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1669	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	8826	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Enchantments Applied:	147	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

BrotherlyLoveCraft

BETRAYAL, brother, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Communication, Copying, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, nagging, planned, Proposal, relationships, sibling rivalry, Timing, Upset

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	697
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?