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Age 29 Minecraft SMP Countdown

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Are you tired of being a broke 29-year-old in a city where everyone is making bank? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and start making virtual money instead! We have secret diamond mines, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a virtual stock market where you can invest your hard-earned emeralds. Who needs a 50k salary when you can be a Minecraft millionaire? Join now and level up your life in the most ridiculous way possible!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, Assistance, bragging, college, contributions, DadCraft, disagreement, Disrespect, education, family, Father, finances, financial aid, Homophobia, loans, Minecraft, parental support, Perception, pride, relationships, scholarships, Server, Support

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	140
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	829	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Our server is so epic, even if your dad claims he “put you through college,” you can still join and show off your skills in building and survival. Build your own virtual college campus and show him who’s boss!

With crazy challenges and hilarious interactions, you’ll forget all about your dad’s bragging and Aunt Sara’s nosiness. Plus, our server is so inclusive and welcoming, even your homophobic dad would have a blast (if he wasn’t too busy being disrespectful elsewhere).

So come on over and join the madness! Who needs family drama when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, survive, and laugh together on our amazing Minecraft server!

VacayVandalz

bali trip, Communication Issues, Couples Activities, different perspectives, Friends, Friendship Dynamics, Girls trip, hurt feelings, long text, misunderstandings, social drinker, vacation, vacation aftermath, vacation behavior, vacation conflict, vacation drama, vacation expectations, vacation fallout, vacation reflection, VacayVandalz

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Items Found:	1202
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	115
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even on vacation! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this Bali trip from hell.

Imagine building your dream villa with your friends, only to have them turn on you and accuse you of ruining their vacation. But fear not, on our server, you can build your own paradise without the fear of backstabbing friends.

Get ready for cocktails, massages, and hiking adventures with your virtual pals. And don’t worry, there won’t be any judgmental comments about your drinking habits here. You can party all night long without any consequences!

Join us on this crazy journey where friendships are tested, and alliances are formed. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over who gets the ensuite room in your virtual villa.

So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold. Who needs real-life friends when you have a Minecraft community like ours? Let’s build, explore, and maybe even stir up some trouble along the way.

WishUknewSooner – Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, MISTAKES, moving forward, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, wisdom, WishUknewSooner

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

That diamonds are actually useless on this server because our currency is obsidian blocks. So instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for lava pits to turn into obsidian. Trust me, it’s way more fun.
That the sheep on this server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil Ender Dragon to steal your loot. So make sure to keep an eye on those sneaky woolly creatures!
That our server’s founder is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a giant cake. So if you join, you’ll never have to worry about food again because everything is cake! And who wouldn’t want to live in a world made of cake?

EzPzCraft – Not as Hard as They Say!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crops Grown:	3223
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We promise, mining for diamonds is easier than tying your shoelaces in this wacky world. Our server is so magical, even creepers are afraid of exploding because they might miss out on all the fun!

Rumor has it, our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they only steal your blocks to build you a surprise castle made entirely of gold!

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking pigs who will trade you enchanted items for bacon. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can challenge the legendary Chicken King to a dance-off for the chance to win a pair of enchanted feather boots that make you jump higher than a slime on a trampoline.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen)!

PakOilCraft: Fueling Destiny

CNBC TV18, destiny, economic development, economic growth, energy independence, Energy Sector, energy security, Fossil Fuels, Fueling, geopolitical implications, global market, MIDDLE EAST, Natural resources, oil discovery, oil production, oil reserves, OPEC, Pakistan, PakOilCraft, petroleum industry, South Asia, Strategic importance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	296
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

OMG GUYS, SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE PAKISTAN BUT WITH OIL AND STUFF. LIKE, LITERALLY, WE FOUND OIL IN MINECRAFT AND IT’S GONNA CHANGE OUR DESTINY.

JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS EPIC JOURNEY TO RICHES AND FAME. WE’RE GONNA BE ROLLIN’ IN DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS, Y’ALL.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH TREASURE? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A REAL-LIFE (OR MINECRAFT-LIFE) TREASURE HUNT.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE LAND OF OIL-RICH PAKISTAN. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

Crafty Automation: No Bots Allowed!

Allowed, artisan, artisanal, Authenticity, Automation, Bots, Craftsmanship, Crafty, Handmade, handmade movement, handmade products, handmade services, human touch, human-made, job security, Jobs, Lawyers, personalized, real people, recruitment process, traditional craftsmanship, Unique, value proposition

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Buildings Constructed:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a handmade masterpiece in a world of automated garbage. We ain’t no robots runnin’ dis joint, we got real peeps makin’ sure u have da best time ever.

Imagine dis, u log on and suddenly u in a world where pigs can talk and chickens can dance. U buildin’ a castle made of diamonds while ridin’ a unicorn. And guess what? The unicorns poop out rainbow blocks for u to use in your buildin’ adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. Creepers doin’ the cha-cha, zombies breakin’ it down, and skeletons showin’ off their sick dance moves.

So come on over to our Minecraft server, where the only thing automated is the fun. Join us and be part of a community where handmade is the only way to play. Let’s get crafty, baby!

Elongasome Curvature Craft

Bacteria, bacterial cell shape, bacterial growth, bacterial membrane, bacterial morphology, bacterial physiology, cell biology, cell curvature, cell division, cell envelope, complex, Craft, Curvature, Elongasome, lipoprotein, membrane protein, movement, outer membrane, porin, protein complex, protein-protein interaction, Rhodospirillum rubrum

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got outer membrane porin-lipoprotein complex action going on! we got crazy elongasome movement that will blow ur mind and establish cell curvature like u never seen before!

we got Rhodospirillum rubrum up in here, doin its thang and makin our server the most lit place to be! join now for the most outrageous minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9975
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Genshin Impact is an open-world action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. It features a fantasy world called Teyvat, where players control a traveler searching for their lost sibling. The game is known for its gacha system, which allows players to obtain new characters and weapons through in-game currency. Genshin Impact has gained immense popularity for its stunning visuals, engaging gameplay, and free-to-play model.

Welcome to Macaroni-land, where the pasta is al dente and the PvP is extra cheesy!

atmosphere, Brewery, Cheesy, Community, dente, EXPERIMENTAL, EXTRA, Factions, macaroniland, out, pasta, Place, Player-owned, Plugins, PvP, requested, rp, Shop, Skills, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, Terrible, trinkets, try, Writing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Minecraft Server Details

Java IP	37.10.122.12:25984
Bedrock IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

Join our Discord community

Mac land is a survival server with an old-school SMP vibe, featuring PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and a unique community. The server has been running for a few months and has established a small but active player base. There are several towns to explore, a simple spawn shop, player-owned shops, a starter kit, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins like brewery and RP features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a few months.
What can players expect on the server?	Players can expect a survival experience with PvP, a friendly community, towns to explore, shops, starter kits, experimental skills, and various plugins.
Is there a Discord community for the server?	Yes, players can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/Y9KWkNWucA.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or in-game rules for more information.