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Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Votes:	6548
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	3351	Void Armor Forged:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Farms Harvested:	906	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

FoodTossinParentLOL

bullying, childhood obesity, emotional eating, family conflict, family dynamics, fast food, food choices, FoodTossinParentLOL, Healthy Eating, heart health, Junk Food, lifestyle habits, nursing home, nutrition, Nutritionist, obesity, parenting, processed foods, self-care, weight loss, whole food diet

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Void Gems Collected:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Alien Abductions:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BELIEF, Convinced, Deceit, Deception, dumb, DumbBeliefz, Fabricated, false, Foolish, funny, gullible, hoax, JOKE, lie, Minecraft, misled, Naive, prank, Ridiculous, silly, smp, Tricked

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

MineCraftyLaughs

best comedy movie, comedy, comedy classic, Comedy film, comedy flick, comedy genre, comedy pick, comedy recommendation, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite comedy flick, favorite comedy movie, favorite film, favorite movie, film, funny, humor, Laughter, MineCraftyLaughs, Movie, top comedy movie

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Items Found:	4121
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!

SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Advanced weaponry, China, Defense, defense strategy, Disaster, geopolitical tensions, investigation, Maritime, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, naval forces, Navy, nuclear submarine, SECURITY, Server, setback, Sinking, Submarine Technology, SubmarineCraft, Technology, Underwater

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Emeralds Found:	9762	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where China’s newest nuclear submarine sank? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? It’s all part of the crazy fun on this server! Join now to witness the wildest military modernization mishaps in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you explore the depths of the ocean where the submarine sank, but you can also build your own nuclear-powered base to defend against any unexpected sinkings. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and hilarity of this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia!

Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungarian government, Hungarian politics, Hungarian Prime Minister, Hungary, Hungary-Russia relations, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, power dynamics, russia, Surrender, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

so like, imagine if Hungary was like a Minecraft server, right? and like, Russia was trying to take over and stuff. but then Orbán’s top aide was all like, “nah, we ain’t givin’ in to Russia, we gonna fight ’em off like a boss!”

so yeah, this server is like the ultimate battleground, where you gotta defend your land from evil forces and stuff. but don’t worry, ’cause we got epic weapons and armor to help you out. plus, there’s like secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere.

also, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock a special power that lets you turn into a dragon and fly around the map breathing fire on your enemies. how cool is that?!

so come join our server and be a part of the epic battle against Russia. Orbán’s top aide believes in you, and so do we! let’s show those bad guys who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world.

Genetic Link LOL – Minecraft

bipolar disorder, comorbidity, gender differences, Genetic, genetic factors, genetic link, genetic vulnerability, Link, lol, major depression, Men, mental disorders, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Minecraft, psychiatric conditions, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric genetics, research study, schizophrenia, schizophrenia research, Women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, there’s this study that says there’s, like, a genetic thingy that makes you more likely to have schizophrenia and other mental stuff, right? but get this, it’s more common in dudes than chicks with schizophrenia. so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, genetically linked to mental disorders, this is the place for you, bro. come join the madness and let your inner crazy out in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun!