USUM Minecraft Servers

USUM Minecraft Servers

  • WeirdlyAttractive in Minecraft SMP

    WeirdlyAttractive in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 6211
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 150 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Ores Mined: 5161
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dimension Hops: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Crops Grown: 2228

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the weirdest thing you find attractive in people is their ability to build the most ridiculous and outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

    Imagine a world where players compete to see who can build the most absurdly attractive pixel art, or who can create the most mind-bogglingly weird redstone contraptions. We’ve had players build giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, create roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and even construct entire cities made out of nothing but diamond blocks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most bizarre and hilarious events you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. From impromptu dance parties in the Nether to epic battles against armies of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, scratch your head in confusion, and maybe even question your own sanity, then come join us! Who knows, you might just find that the weirdest thing you find attractive in people is their ability to embrace the absurdity of it all.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLonelyAntics

    BlockyLonelyAntics
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 9198
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Farms Harvested: 298 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 68
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere. They start singing show tunes and throwing emeralds at you while a group of llamas dressed as pirates ride by on rainbow-colored sheep. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? Or battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams from its eyes? How about participating in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins? Anything is possible on our server.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now! Who knows what bizarre antics you’ll find yourself getting into when no one else is around.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

    UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 1504
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have russia and ukraine battling it out in a virtual world! watch as russia recycles old videos to try and show their success against ukraine’s epic incursion. who will come out on top in this crazy virtual war? join now to find out and maybe even join the battle yourself! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. come on, what are you waiting for? join now for the ultimate minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrenchCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

    TrenchCraft: Ukrainian Invasion
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 7614
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Farms Harvested: 568
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know ukraine and russia are like, totally beefin right? well, guess what, we got a minecraft server where u can like, be part of the action! join us and pretend ukraine troops are diggin trenches in russia’s kursk oblast! it’s like, so intense, man. u can build ur own trenches and defend ur territory like a boss. plus, we got like, special events where u can like, roleplay as a ukrainian soldier and like, conquer russia or something. it’s like, totally crazy, man. so come join us and be part of the madness! it’s gonna be like, epic, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MedievalLawyersMC

    MedievalLawyersMC
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 9592
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Farms Harvested: 342 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna be a lawyer in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got warriors/champions who are da lawyers of da medieval world. they fight for justice and defend their clients in epic battles. join now and become a legal legend in minecraft! who needs a courthouse when u got warriors fighting for u? come join da fun and be a part of dis crazy legal world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hoofin’ Mindcraft: Horse IQ OP

    Hoofin’ Mindcraft: Horse IQ OP
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 5830
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity cuz our horses r like, super smart. dey can think and plan ahead and stuff. dey r like, einstein level smart. u wanna join dis server cuz u can ride around on ur super smart horse and feel like a freakin genius. plus, our horses can do tricks and stuff, like solve rubik’s cubes and play chess. it’s insane, bro. so come join us and be amazed by da intelligence of our equine friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are better paying jobs than real life!

    Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are better paying jobs than real life!
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 5840
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

    Java IP mc.bucketry.net
    Bedrock IP mc.bucketry.net:19132
    Discord https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE
    Wiki https://bucketry.net

    Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft!

    Embark on an epic adventure in a world filled with limitless possibilities. Explore, conquer, and create your legacy in a realm where only your imagination is the limit.

    Rise to Glory

    Start as a novice and ascend through ranks with our progression system. Master challenges, unlock new horizons, and become a legendary player.

    Trade and Prosper

    Become a merchant in our economy. Trade items, manage shops, and acquire wealth in both server and player markets with our unique coin currency.

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    Join us in Bucketry Minecraft and create your own legend!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join the server on Java, use IP mc.bucketry.net. For Bedrock, use IP mc.bucketry.net:19132.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for Bucketry Minecraft?

    A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE.

    … (additional FAQ questions and answers)

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  • UndressCraft Minecraft Server

    UndressCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 8871
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3678 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party like this before. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a group of friendly Endermen who have a knack for telling the most hilarious jokes? You won’t be able to stop laughing, we guarantee it.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just open the chest and watch the magic happen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP: The Nuclear Reactor is LIT! 🌋🔥 | Minecraft SMP

    SMP: The Nuclear Reactor is LIT! 🌋🔥 | Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 1710
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Potions Brewed: 38
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, the nuclear reactor is going to blow! Join us for a chance to outrun the explosion, build a bunker to survive, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold. Who needs diamonds when you have radioactive fallout raining down on you? Join now for a blast of a time (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GroceryGang Minecraft Server

    GroceryGang Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 6201
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Farms Harvested: 284
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Zombie Dances: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with roommates like M18! Join us and escape the drama of sharing groceries and splitting bills with gym bros who eat everything in sight.

    On our server, you can build your own gluten-free paradise without anyone judging you for your dietary restrictions. No more awkward dinner conversations or feeling like the odd one out at meal times.

    Plus, we have epic quests and challenges that will distract you from any roommate drama in real life. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures with your fellow players.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the roommate drama behind. Who needs grocery bags and awkward dinners when you can have an adventure of a lifetime in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build and conquer together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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