| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2699 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 855240 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8619 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5003 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5520 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8063 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8523 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4094 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5774 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9048 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 840 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1149 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9074 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 135 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 187 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6767 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
