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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8730 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3614 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a dancing bear in a ushanka hat. The bear led them to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and vodka. And that player? They became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our cute Russian propaganda.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rebellious potato farmers who are constantly at war with the evil capitalist pigs. Join their cause and fight for the glory of Mother Russia!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server where our little Russian propaganda can’t be this cute, and let the craziness begin!