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AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Astral Projections Made:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
New Chunks Explored:	661823	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Votes:	4059	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magic Items Found:	1188	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6757
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9833

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4773	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!