uselessmouth Minecraft Servers

uselessmouth Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 9271
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Alien Abductions: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Enchantments Applied: 78
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Falling into the Void: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only explosions are from creepers? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can strategically bomb into oblivion any German city you want! That’s right, unleash your inner chaos and watch those citizens burn to death in the most epic way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BroCraft Minecraft Server

    BroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 3676
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 119
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Emeralds Found: 7792
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where it’s just a bunch of dudes building stuff and talking about redstone all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bro hangout spot! We’ve got lava pits for hot tubs, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret club where we discuss the best ways to prank each other with TNT. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we even have our own handshake…virtually, of course. So why can’t more women just be a bro? Because they’re too busy having a blast on our server, that’s why! Join now and become part of the bro-tastic fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FoodieLove Minecraft Server

    FoodieLove Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8678
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your boyfriend who eats everything in sight? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with food-sharing drama and chewed-up fries.

    Our server is perfect for those who love to share…whether you like it or not! Just like how your boyfriend insists on swapping bites, our community will make sure you never eat alone.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for keeping food to yourself. But be prepared for some serious plate-stalking and drink-swapping antics.

    Join now and experience the ultimate food-sharing adventure! Just remember, sharing is caring…even if it means giving up your last bite of virtual cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPoisonedHubby

    CraftyPoisonedHubby
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 6744
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where food safety is no joke! Join us if you want to avoid getting sick from virtual condiments and learn the importance of checking expiration dates in the Minecraft world.

    Our server is perfect for those who have a fear of in-game food poisoning and want to ensure their virtual meals are always safe to eat. Trust us, you don’t want to end up like the player who ate the spoiled sauce and spent hours puking in-game.

    But don’t worry, our server is not all about food safety lectures. We also have epic quests, crazy adventures, and even a secret dungeon inspired by Darkest Dungeon 2. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, just make sure to check your virtual condiments before eating them!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MarriedCraft: Where Straight Dudes Have Gay Fun!

    MarriedCraft: Where Straight Dudes Have Gay Fun!
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 6857
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Animals Bred: 105 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, dis server is like a wild party where straight married dudes are secretly having gay sex! 😂 Join us for a crazy time full of surprises and unexpected twists! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server! So come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it! 🤪🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 🎮🔥 Enter the Chaos Realm: PvP Mayhem with Team Massilia! 🔥🎮 No roleplay here!

    🎮🔥 Enter the Chaos Realm: PvP Mayhem with Team Massilia! 🔥🎮 No roleplay here!
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 4967
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Geopol <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/join-the-wildest-garden-party-lgbtq-friendly-no-whitelist-and-long-term-fun-guaranteed-on-this-wild-smp-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Geopol Minecraft Server

    Step into an Epic Adventure on the Geopol Minecraft Server!

    The Geopol Minecraft server is a realm where war reigns supreme, and Team Massilia stands as a beacon of strength and unity. We are seeking brave souls to join our noble quest against the relentless tribal savages. Whether you’re a dedicated grinder, a formidable PvPer, or a visionary builder, there’s a place for you in our ranks.

    What Awaits You:

    • Thrilling Custom PvP Battles: Engage in heart-pounding combat with unique weapons and gear.
    • Epic War Conquests: Strategize and dominate in our war-torn world.
    • Exclusive Events: Participate in exciting challenges and events.
    • Masterful Building Projects: Collaborate on grand constructions and showcase your creative genius.
    • Vibrant Community: Join a supportive, active, and friendly team.

    Requirements:

    • Passion: A love for Minecraft and a spirit of adventure.
    • Teamwork: Dedication and a positive, collaborative attitude.

    Become a Legend with Team Massilia!

    If you have what it takes to rise to the challenge, we want you! Reach out to us on Discord to embark on this grand journey. Discord Invite Link

    For Glory, For Honor, For Massilia!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the Geopol Minecraft Server? You can join the server by reaching out to us on Discord and following the instructions provided.
    What type of gameplay can I expect on the server? The server offers custom PvP battles, war conquests, exclusive events, building projects, and a vibrant community to interact with.
    What are the requirements to join Team Massilia? We look for players who have a passion for Minecraft and adventure, as well as a dedication to teamwork and a positive attitude.
    Is there a specific theme or storyline on the server? Yes, the server revolves around a war-torn world where Team Massilia fights against tribal savages. Players can immerse themselves in this epic adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft server: “MineFortress2 – The Blocky Battle”

    Minecraft server: “MineFortress2 – The Blocky Battle”
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 6806
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Falling into the Void: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Banana Bay Edition! Our summer update is live and it’s bananas! Literally, there are bananas everywhere. Join our new Community MvM tour and battle it out with potatoes (yes, potatoes) at oo.potato.tf.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at Banana Bay Edition for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftyLove – Erotic Roleplay Server

    MineCraftyLove – Erotic Roleplay Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 1382
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in some truly wild and wacky adventures! Join us for some Meido Edition Erotic Roleplay, where you can dress up as a sexy maid and clean up the competition.

    Our server is filled with pixelated passion and steamy scenarios that will leave you blushing and laughing at the same time. From building your own naughty castle to participating in epic battles with other players dressed as French maids, the possibilities are endless.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft and roleplaying as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players can test their skills in some seriously saucy challenges.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let the Meido madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7323
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mines Excavated: 1153
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws who think you should wait on your husband hand and foot? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise.

    On our server, you can create your own rules and assign chores to whoever you want – even if it’s just making sure the virtual cows are fed. Plus, if anyone gives you grief, you can just block them (literally) and move on with your day.

    So come join us and let off some steam by mining, crafting, and exploring in a world where you call the shots. Who knows, you might even find some virtual therapy in building the perfect pixelated mansion to escape to when the in-laws get too much to handle.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DrunkWifeRescueCraft

    DrunkWifeRescueCraft
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 7428
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3461 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magic Items Found: 5873

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values safety above all else? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that you will never be more than a 30-second sprint away from your virtual kids! Just like this responsible parent in Australia, we prioritize the well-being of our players, even if it means missing out on a night of fun and drinks.

    Join us and experience the thrill of constantly monitoring your kids in-game, making sure they don’t get into any virtual trouble. We may not be helicopter parents, but we sure know how to keep a close eye on our little blocky adventurers.

    And don’t worry about leaving your kids unattended on our server – it’s against the rules! Just like this dedicated parent, we believe in being there to pick them up every time they fall (or get attacked by a Creeper).

    So come join us on the most responsible Minecraft server out there, where the only risk you’ll be taking is whether to build your house out of wood or stone. And remember, always have an umbrella handy, even if it’s just raining in-game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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