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Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

AI chatbot tragedy, Artificial Intelligence, battle, blocky, cyber relationships, digital love, Last Incel Standing, Loneliness Epidemic, love AI chatbot, mental health awareness, mental health struggles, Minecraft, modern romance, online relationships, Royale.., Server, social isolation, technology addiction, technology impact, teenage boy suicide, telegraph news, toilet seat up, Tragic Love Story., tragic news story., virtual companionship

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where leaving the toilet seat up is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is so wild and crazy, we don’t have time for trivial things like putting the seat down.

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!

The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

Anime, Class, Class of ’09, Class of ’09 discussion, Class of ’09 gameplay, Class of ’09 General, Class of ’09 merchandise, Class of ’09 soundtrack, Class of ’09 thread, Class of ’09: The Flip Side, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, Class of 09′ The Anime, general, merch, Minecraft, Pirate, question of the thread, salvation, smp, Steam, Yurifaggotry

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Day Of Destiny | Season 1 Minecraft server

balanced whales, city building, Competition, crafts mechanics, Day Of Destiny, Development, discord community, economically-thought-out donation, Event, friendly players, Hostile players, Minecraft, player relationships, pleasant pastime, Premium, Rewards, season 1, Server, trade relations, Urban planning

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!

There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!

There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!

135.181.126.174:25875

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, Crafty, databases, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne Info, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Hunter Wilds, Monster Weakness Database, Monsters, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, ps, Server, Steam, Steam Deck Verified, Sunbreak TU Info, Thread, vg play, Xbox

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?

4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

cougar, CRAZE, DATING, dating older women, finding a girlfriend, finding love, Girlfriend, love advice, mature dating, mature relationships, Minecraft, older woman, older women dating, older women looking for love, older women seeking younger men, online dating, r9k, r9k dating, relationship advice, relationships, seeking older women, Server, where to find older women

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Star Shards Collected:	229	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Farms Harvested:	128	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

cognitive decline, digital age, Digital Detox, digital distractions, excessive screen time, information overload, internet addiction, internet usage, madness, mental health, Minecraft, online behavior, online habits, online influence, psychological effects, Screen, screen addiction, screen time effects, screentime, smp, social media influence, technology addiction, technology impact, technology impact on brain, Time

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8698
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ores Mined:	1788	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Animals Bred:	76
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!

What is the IP for OmzBlox Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, crystal, Johnny, Lily, luke, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, Omz, omzblox, Roxy, Server, WE JOINED SPRUNKI…

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

OmzBlox is a talented and well-known content creator in the Roblox community. With a passion for creating fun and engaging games, OmzBlox has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. Known for their creativity and innovation, OmzBlox continues to impress fans with their unique game creations and engaging content. With a growing fanbase, OmzBlox is sure to remain a prominent figure in the Roblox community for years to come.

Anime Jam Minecraft Server

Anime, culture, debate, different, Entertainment, genre, Jam, japanese, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music, Opening Song, question.., Repetition, same, series, Server, Similarity, Soundtrack, television, Theme, Unique, variation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique feature where every anime has the same opening song! That’s right, picture Naruto running to the tune of Sailor Moon or Goku powering up to the beat of Attack on Titan. It’s absolute chaos and we love it! Join us for the most epic anime mashup experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear Pikachu singing along in the background. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!

Minecraft SMP: Vore General Malpractice

ambiguously humanoid, Anthro, desuarchive, Edition, general, Human, long tail tags, malpractice, Minecraft, missed threads, pastebin, pred, Previous thread, QoTT, Rentry, search, smp, Subject, tags, Thread, Trash, vore

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all your vore-related shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and plenty of opportunities to get swallowed whole by a giant Ender Dragon (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Whether you prefer anthropomorphic predators, human predators, or even ambiguously humanoid predators, we’ve got them all here waiting to gobble you up in the most hilarious ways possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to be vored like never before!