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KinoCraft: The Return of the Lads – Best Minecraft Server

2016 elections, APPEAL, big screen, blockbuster, box office hit, Cinema, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, film, Kino, KinoCraft, Lads, menu, Minecraft, movie lovers, movie magic, movie night, must watch, Nostalgia, Popcorn, RETURN, Server, silver screen, Theater

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	125	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Get ready to dive into a Minecraft server so lit, it’ll make you question reality. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a rave in the Nether. The music was bumping, the lava was flowing, and everyone was having a blast. But then, out of nowhere, a team of brave players swooped in on flying pigs and crashed the party. It was chaos, it was mayhem, it was EPIC. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the wild adventures waiting for you on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TripDontMatter Minecraft Server

accident, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, cousin, ENTITLEMENT, family, Funeral, Gratitude, Grief, insensitive, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, Priorities, reschedule, Selfishness, Server, sister, Support, trip, TripDontMatter, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of your virtual adventures? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your in-game trips over everything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a weeklong expedition to the farthest corners of the virtual world, without any unexpected deaths getting in your way. Need to know the exact date of a virtual funeral before you can commit to the trip? We got you covered!

And don’t worry about canceling your trip last minute, because we understand that sometimes life happens – even in the Minecraft universe. Plus, we’ll even demand that our admins pay for a virtual hotel if you need to reschedule. Because on our server, your trip is the most important thing in the world – literally.

So come join us and let’s embark on an epic journey together, where the only thing that matters is your next adventure. Virtual funeral dates can wait – there are creepers to defeat and diamonds to mine!

PixelPolyamoryCraft

aita, artistic expression, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, emotional reaction, Girlfriend, google meet, hurt feelings, long-distance relationship, Miscommunication., Painting, painting activity, painting basics, painting boundaries, painting rules, PixelPolyamoryCraft, Portrait, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship issue

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from your long distance relationship woes? Join us and build your own virtual world where you can paint portraits of each other without any rules or restrictions!

On our server, you can let your creativity run wild and paint your girlfriend however you want – whether it’s just her face or her whole body with a monument in the background! Who needs rules when you have the freedom to express yourself in any way you choose?

Join us for a fun and lighthearted experience where you can leave all the relationship drama behind and focus on building, exploring, and having a good time with fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new painting buddy who appreciates your artistic vision without any judgment! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the painting adventures begin!

RooftopGunShowdown

crime, emergency, gun, Gunman, Incident, investigation, law enforcement, Protection, Protocol, quick action, response time, Rooftop, RooftopGunShowdown, s&s, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security breach, Shooting, Surveillance, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	133
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even gunmen on rooftops don’t stand a chance against our elite SS guards! Join us for the most thrilling and action-packed gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is so secure that even if a gunman somehow manages to sneak in, our SS guards will take them out faster than you can say “blocky bullets”. It’s like a real-life action movie, but with pixelated graphics and creepers instead of bad guys.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what might happen in the world of Minecraft). See you in the game, adventurer!

CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, CraftyArgMilei, criticism, diplomatic tensions, doubles down, foreign affairs, global politics, government response, international relations, Iranophobic, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, milei, Minecraft, political discourse, Politics, rhetoric, Server, south america, Statements, Tehran

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Emeralds Found:	6314
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	29

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪

CraftyCommieJailbreak

30, 9 years, activism, artist, Conflict, CraftyCommieJailbreak, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, jailed, Justice, Oppression, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, Support, ukraine army, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

DelayingDeathMC

cpr, critical condition, death, DELAY, DelayingDeathMC, emergency, first aid, Healthcare, Help, intervention, Life, life-saving efforts, Medical, mortality, Paramedics, prolonging life, resuscitation, Save, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

adherence, Biomarkers, cardiometabolic health, child nutrition, children, chronic disease prevention, diet intervention, dietary habits, health, Healthy Eating, heart health, Lifestyle, long-term health benefits, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDietKids, nutrition, pediatric health, Preventive medicine., Promoting, wellness

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	212	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

Adventure, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, first time, Frustration, gameplay, Gaming, hours in, Immersive, Incredible, Looting, looting mechanics, looting system, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, Skyrim, SkyrimLooted, treasure hunting, Understanding, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 6, Banlist, database, Decklists, dng, DuelCraft, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, Ultimate, upcoming releases, Yugipedia

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4507
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!