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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8050
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a shitload of licensed games that are actually good games!

Join us for a wild ride as you battle it out in a Hunger Games arena filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas. Don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where you can ride on magical unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city where you can swim with mermaids and hunt for buried treasure guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

TinyHandsCraft: Where Drumf’s Oven Codes Run Wild

codes, Conspiracy, controversy, Cooking, current events, Drumf, Drumfs, Dutch oven, Espionage, Government, humor, kitchen, Oven, Parody, Politics, president, RUN, satire, scandal, Secrets, SECURITY, social commentary, tiny hands, TinyHandsCraft, Wild

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4563
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even Drumf getting his tiny lil hands on the Dutch oven codes! 🤣 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and top secret missions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for they tamed the llamas with their expert llama whispering skills and unlocked the secrets of the mine, uncovering riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a chicken so funky that its dance moves can make even the toughest mobs break out into a boogie. Join us and witness the feathered phenomenon for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the next big secret that will shake the Minecraft world to its core! 🐔💎🌈

Crafty RPG Madness: Computer Role Playing Games Galore!

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, atom, baldurs gate, Betrayal at Krondor, Broken Roads, Colony Ship, Computer, Computer Role Playing Games, Crafty, crpgg, Dark Sun: Shattered Lands, darklands, disco elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, dragon age, Fallout, Galore, games, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, Legends of Amberland II: The Song of Trees, madness, might & magic, neverwinter nights, pathfinder, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Role, RPG, shadowrun, Space Wreck, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take Computer/Classic Role Playing Games to a whole new level! Join us for epic quests and battles inspired by games like Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and even Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic!

Our server is like a virtual Temple of Elemental Evil, where you can team up with other players to defeat powerful enemies and uncover hidden treasures. Dive into a world where you can be a mighty warrior, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage – the choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive DLC events like the Lord of Nothing expansion for Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, where you can challenge the most fearsome foes and claim legendary loot.

Join us now and embark on a journey through the realms of Disco Elysium and Dark Sun: Shattered Lands! Who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the Mad Overlord in Wizardry!

So grab your pickaxe and sword, and get ready for an adventure like never before! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

HappyCraft: Where happiness is real, not just a meme!

Awareness, Conspiracy, control, Deception, emotions, Happiness, HappyCraft, ILLUSION, Manipulation, meme, mental health, Miserable, net happiness, people, psy op, real, society, stupid shit, Trick, Truth, wellbeing

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where happiness is not just a meme, it’s a way of life! Join us and escape the clutches of the happiness conspiracy that is trying to trick you into doing stupid shit. On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the happiness police who are out to get you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of dancing llamas who will teach you their ancient llama dance moves that are guaranteed to make you the life of the party. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who will boogie down with you until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind happiness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the conspiracy trying to make you miserable.

Crafty Idols: Shiny Blocks

15 year old, blocks, Boundaries, controversy, Crafty, entertainment industry, Ethics, Exploitation, Fame, girl, Idol, idolization, idolmaster, IDOLS, Management, morality, Obsession, Questionable, questionable practices, Shiny, shiny colors, STALKING, TEENAGE, youth culture

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Farms Harvested:	202	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us if you want to become a stalker and make a 15 year old girl your idol! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with obsessive fans who will stop at nothing to show their love for their favorite teenage girl.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to build shrines in her honor, send her creepy messages in-game, and even follow her every move as she navigates through our virtual world. Who knew stalking could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the obsession begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun…right?

WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!

BLOWN, CREEPERS, doing today, dreams, grant wishes, how are you, make, true…or, wish, WishCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

anti-Palestine, Based, citizenship test, Crafty, germany, Germany is healing, Germany will include, healing, Immigrants, Israel, Krauts, love, palestine, Potential, questionnaire, seek citizenship, Support

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Alliance, Billions, BTFO, Budget, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, dollars, Equipment, Expenditure, Hardware, International, MAYHEM, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military technology, Minecraft, nato, NATOs, SECURITY, Server, WEAPONRY

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Star Shards Collected:	297
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Love Letters Sent:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪