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RegretCraft SMP: WorstDecisEver

bad choices, Decision making, decision regrets, error in judgement, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, learning from failure, life lessons, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming mistakes, personal growth, poor judgement, regret, RegretCraft, self improvement, self reflection, smp, worst decision, WorstDecisEver, wrong choices

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Joining this Minecraft SMP is definitely not the worst decision you’ll ever make, unless you count the time I accidentally built a house out of TNT and blew it up thinking it was a firework show. But hey, who needs a house when you can respawn, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin turned into a giant chicken and started terrorizing the villagers. Or the time we all decided to have a dance party on top of the Ender Dragon’s lair. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the Macarena while dodging fireballs.

So come join us and be part of the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve or accidentally start a sheep rebellion. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times I’ve fallen into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BlockyWisdom

advice, BlockyWisdom, Continuous Improvement, Experience, Gratitude, growth mindset., inspiration, knowledge, learning, life lessons, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, positivity, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

Forget about boring life lessons, on our server, you’ll learn valuable skills like how to tame a herd of exploding llamas, how to ride a pig into battle, and how to survive a zombie apocalypse armed only with a carrot. Who needs boring old wisdom when you can have a blast blowing up creepers with TNT cannons and building giant statues of your favorite memes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

CraftyPutinMC Server

arrest obligation, Arrest warrant, CraftyPutinMC, criminal charges, diplomatic pressure, EU, european union, extradition, global justice, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, international law, international relations, Justice, legal obligations, mongolia, political leaders, putin, russia, Server, Vladimir Putin, War Crimes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Animals Bred:	47

hey u, yea u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da EU is remindin Mongolia to arrest Putin under some crazy ICC warrant. yea u heard dat right, we got world leaders gettin in on da action on dis server. so if u wanna be part of da madness, join now and help us take down Putin while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers. dis server is da bomb, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make history together!

GazaCraft: Hostage Havoc & Ceasefire Fun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, Havoc, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, peace talks, Politics, united states, world news

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got zombies dat do the macarena and creepers dat tell knock knock jokes. our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds u and our pigs can fly cuz they got jetpacks. we even got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is more lit than a lava pit at sunset. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a giant chicken, but dat’s just part of da adventure, amirite?

What is the IP for LALIGA EA SPORTS Minecraft Server?

Abde, Fede Valverde, Fornals, highlights, Highlights Real Madrid – Real Betis, la liga, laliga, laliga easports, LALIGA Resumen, Liga, mbappe, Minecraft, Real Betis, real madrid, Real Madrid – Real Betis highlights, Real Madrid – Real Betis resumen, Real Madrid 2 – 0 Real Betis resumen, Real Madrid Real Betis, resumen, Resumen LALIGA, Resumen Real Betis, resumen real madrid, Resumen Real Madrid – Real Betis, Server, sports, Vini Jr

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

LALIGA EA SPORTS is a video game franchise developed and published by Electronic Arts. The series focuses on the Spanish football league, La Liga, featuring authentic teams, players, and stadiums. Players can compete in various game modes such as Career Mode, Ultimate Team, and Online Seasons. LALIGA EA SPORTS offers a realistic football experience with stunning graphics and immersive gameplay.

Dream Valley SMP: Where even the cows are wearing sunglasses!

1.21, Adults, Cows, custom mod pack, Discord, dream, Grinding, Minecraft, Modded, smp, sunglasses, Valley, voice mod, wearing, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Animals Bred:	109	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21
Age Requirement	18+
Custom Mod Pack	Yes
Voice Mod	Yes
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and open a ticket to get whitelisted.

Q: What mods are included in the custom mod pack?

A: The mod pack includes various mods that enhance gameplay and add new features to the game.

Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?

A: We recommend using the mods from our custom mod pack to ensure compatibility and stability on the server.

Q: Is there a limit to the number of players on the server?

A: We currently have space for more players, but we may limit the number in the future to maintain server performance.

Q: Are there any server rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must follow to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP may be enabled in certain areas of the server, but overall our focus is on cooperative gameplay and building a community.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the server rules.

FrenchFilter Minecraft Server

anglos, architectural beauty, Beautiful architecture, Chinese, Cultural differences, Cultural preservation, cultural regulations, cultural tensions, Diversity, ethnic discrimination, european architecture, exclusion, French language laws, FrenchFilter, Indians, language filters, language policies, language restrictions, linguistic rules, Minecraft, seethe, Server, strict laws

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7933
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft server with Indians and Chinese players who just don’t understand the beauty of strict French language laws? Look no further! Our server filters out all non-French speakers, so you can enjoy the exquisite European architecture in peace.

But that’s not all! Joining our server will make anglos seethe with jealousy as they watch from afar, unable to experience the sheer elegance and sophistication of our exclusive community. So come on in and bask in the glory of our French-speaking paradise! Vive la France! 🇫🇷🥖🥐

CeramicCockCraft Minecraft SMP

anti-aging, beauty regimen, CeramicCockCraft, Ceramides, cock care, Hyaluronic Acid, hydration, male grooming, men’s grooming products, men’s skincare, Minecraft, Moisturizing, personal care, skin health, skincare AMA, skincare benefits, skincare ingredients, skincare products, Skincare Routine, skincare routine for cock, skincare routine for men, skincare tips, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even our players’ skincare routines are top-notch! Join us for a server filled with smooth, hydrated players ready to take on any challenge. Need a moisturized companion to help you fight off creepers? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Our players swear by their skincare routines, claiming it gives them an extra layer of protection in PvP battles. So come join us and see for yourself – who knew that a little Ceramides and hyaluronic acid could make such a difference in the world of Minecraft?

NoKidzAllowedCraft

Accommodation, Behavior, child friendly, child-free, children, clean up, Food, Friends, gatherings, Hosting, Lifestyle, NoKidzAllowedCraft, outings, overstimulating, parenting, property damage, socializing, status quo, stress, underhanded comments, valuable items

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Falling into the Void:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group without children? Do you feel like the odd one out at gatherings where chaos reigns supreme and badly behaved kids run amok? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world madness!

Join our server and leave the stress of hosting child-friendly events behind. No need to worry about your carpet getting ruined or your walls getting crayon marks all over them. On our server, you can build your dream house without fear of tiny hands destroying it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is child-free, so you can enjoy peace and quiet while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. No more dealing with underhanded comments from friends who don’t understand your childless lifestyle.

So come join us on our server and escape the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and laugh with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being the only one without kids. Plus, we have a strict “no badly behaved children allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any disruptions. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

RegretfulTeen Minecraft SMP

“Youth, adolescence, bad decisions, consequences, growing up, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, looking back, Minecraft, MISTAKES, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulTeen, SELF AWARENESS, shame, smp, teenage years, teenager

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	659922
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Farms Harvested:	767	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	99
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything ever again! Our server is like a magical time machine that erases all your teenage mistakes. Remember that embarrassing haircut you got? Gone. That cringey love letter you wrote? Deleted.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the best dancers. So come join us and leave your regrets behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!