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CloudVale 4.0

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Villages Defended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

***MUST WHITELIST – GO TO THIS GOOGLE FORM TO WHITELIST: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSccG8kxb_NbqDbFh6YVO_xWavtFPZWop7UTALG9JNJpH6BmvA/viewform?usp=sharing Welcome to CloudVale 4.0! This is a unique lootbox server where if one kills a player, the attacker gets the victim’s loot and a box containing loot. The rarity increases per level of the victim. We also have quality of life updates that enhance the user experience, like SimpleVoiceChat, teams, and tpa. The server is also owned by a courteous and well respected staff that you can find in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yABW93eHw6 This server also has a high percentage uptime, so you can play almost any time you wish!

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Tall Tower Minecraft Server

awkward hugs, back pain, head bumps, ill-fitting clothes, lack of leg space, low kitchen counters, Minecraft, Server, Tall, tall life, tall people problems, tall person annoyances, tall person challenges, tall person complaints, tall person difficulties, tall person discomfort, tall person grievances, tall person inconveniences, tall person issues, tall person woes, tall problems, tall struggles, Tower

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Are you tired of constantly bumping your head on everything in Minecraft? Do you struggle with finding clothes that fit right in-game? Are you sick of having to crouch down to grab items on the bottom shelf of your virtual shelves? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all us vertically challenged players!

Join us and experience a world where everything is perfectly proportioned for those who wish they were 5’7″ in real life. No more awkward hugs or constantly hitting your head on low ceilings. Our server is the ultimate paradise for all the shorties out there who just want to feel tall for once.

So come on down to our server and leave your back problems and lack of leg space behind. Embrace your inner 5’7″ self and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

New Mouse, Im Kinda OD On Jit Minecraft SMP

computer accessories, computer addiction, computer addiction recovery, computer addiction support, computer addiction treatment, computer equipment, Computer Gaming, Computer Hardware, Computer Mouse, computer peripherals, computer upgrades, ergonomic mouse, gaming gear, gaming mouse, Jit, kinda, Minecraft, Mouse, new mouse, OD on jit, optical mouse, smp, Tech Gadgets, Technology, wireless mouse

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new mouse in your inventory? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, you’ll be OD’ing on jit in no time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of diamond armor? Trust us, you won’t be bored here.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of their favorite memes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the village square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your inventory is overflowing with random items.

Hyperfixation Minecraft

ad astra, Exploration, Extreme reactors, Forge, Hyperfixation Craft, Hyperfixation Minecraft, Immersive Engineering, Minecolonies, Modded, Optional, PvP, Refined Storage, Survival, Tech

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

MODDED – Hyperfixation Craft on forge

Healthy mix of exploration and tech, tech being entierly optional. Contains minecolonies, immersive engineering, extreme reactors, ad-astra, refined storage

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Arcane Anime & Manga Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, animation, Anime, Arcane, battle, Characters, esports, FANTASY, league of legends, Lore, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Netflix, parallel universe, Popular, Powers, Riot Games, Server, storytelling, video game adaptation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	85	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Anime Cosplay Contest, where players can show off their best anime-inspired skins and win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Sword of Otaku, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of ramen noodles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had!

Tech-savvy Girls Minecraft SMP

AI chatbots, Artificial Intelligence, children, DATING, ELIMINATION, gay conversion therapy, Girls, heavy objects, History, homo sapiens, ISOLATION, Loneliness, loving, male role, male sapiens, Minecraft, sexual paradise, smp, Technology, techsavvy, White boys, Young girls

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	8231
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being replaced by AI chatbots and feeling lonely in the age of technology? Join our Minecraft SMP where young, lonely men can find their true potential through gay conversion therapy! Say goodbye to isolation and hello to a sexual paradise with us. Who needs heavy lifting when you can have a blast in our outrageous server? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

SpacePortMC

Adventure, aliens, astronaut, Cosmic, Extraterrestrial, futuristic, Galaxy, Interstellar, Mini Games, Moon, outer space, Planets, PvP, Sci Fi, space exploration, spacecraft, Stars, Starship, Technology, telescope, Universe, warp drive

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	8530
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183

We are a brand new network launched in 2024. Come join SpacePortMC

We currently offer an amazing KBFFA Server And Gens And More coming soon

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SpriteMC

1.18, 1.21.2, Cross-Play, Hardcore, Modalities, Network, spritemc, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	New Chunks Explored:	52743
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

network with modalities in process, at the moment we have survival but many more modalities are coming. 1.18/1.21.2

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Crafty Space Odyssey Minecraft Server

Announcements, Chat, Communication, Community, Crafty, Digital, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, forum, Group Chat, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, News, odyssey, online platform, Server, social media, Space, Subscribers, Technology, tele channel, Telegram, Updates

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	4072
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than our tele chan! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you will be the envy of all your friends.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible. Just saddle up and soar through the skies, raining down chaos on your enemies below.

So what are you waiting for? Join our tele chan today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Tracy’s Minecraft SMP – Thursday Family Fun

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, family, family edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Fun, Greentext Mega, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, previous threads, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, THURSDAY, Tracy, Tracys

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs? Join our server for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and hugs! Our server is so epic, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. We’ve got mods that will blow your mind and blender models that will make your head spin. Plus, our thread archives are so extensive, they’ll crash your system (but in a good way). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything is possible (including hugging gators)!