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Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	79
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Crops Grown:	1090	Enchantments Applied:	281
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Chimeras Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Farms Harvested:	563	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Void Gems Collected:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arab american, Conflict, current events, discrimination, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamophobia, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim leaders, Peacebuilding, Politics, protest, Server, social justice, Trump comments, united states

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	782
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9198
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in honor of arab american muslim leaders who are fighting against trump’s crazy comments about gaza!!! we have camels you can ride and magic carpets to fly around on, plus our mosque is made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. join us for epic battles against evil pharaohs and save the day with your trusty sword of justice. all are welcome, except for orange-haired presidents. come join the fun and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

Arctic region, Ban, BlockyBanter, campaign finance, Democracy, donation ban, DONOS, election, Foreign, foreign interference, foreign political donations, Government, Greenland, international relations, ISLAND, legislation, Parliament, political influence, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trump administration, us politics

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Crops Grown:	9202
New Chunks Explored:	97477	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Crafty Chub Club – Slimming Pixels

Body Mass Index, Chub, club, Crafty, disease classification, expert report, health, Medical research, obesity, obesity causes, obesity complications, obesity diagnosis, Obesity epidemic, obesity impact, obesity management, obesity prevention, obesity risks, obesity statistics, obesity stigma, obesity treatment, obesity trends, pixels, public health, slimming, weight management

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7706
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	74
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11

u kno wat u need in ur life? dis minecraft server, fam. dis place is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns. but dat aint all, cuz dis server got a secret underground lair where u can battle dragons and save princesses.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.

but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.

VanillishCraft

bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom world, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, java, Land Claim, Live Map, Mob Heads, multiplayer, no p2w, Player Shops, player sleep, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, VanillishCraft, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Items Found:	5434	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	228
Towns Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.4

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Bedrock: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co port: 20474

Overview:

Features	Description
Cross-Play (Java + Bedrock)	Enjoy multiplayer with players on different platforms
Custom Biomes	Explore unique and custom biomes
Land Claim	Protect your land from griefing
Anti-Grief	Prevent griefing and maintain a peaceful environment
Player Shops	Trade and sell items with other players
Diamond Based Economy	Use diamonds as currency in the server
Vote Rewards	Earn rewards by participating in server voting
Earnable Ranks	Progress and earn ranks based on gameplay
Mob Heads	Collect mob heads as trophies
Player Sleep	Influence the percentage of players needed to sleep
No P2W	No pay-to-win elements in the server

Wanna check our map out? Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server from both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, our server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Are there custom biomes to explore?

Yes, we have custom biomes for you to discover and explore in our server.

3. How can I protect my land from griefing?

You can use the Land Claim feature to protect your land and belongings from griefing.

4. Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

Yes, our server operates on a diamond-based economy where diamonds are used as currency.

5. Are there rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, you can earn rewards by participating in server voting and supporting the community.

Shinobi’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, comedy, ending, Fall 2025, Fun, historical, Japan, Little Ninja Girl, Manga, manga series, Medieval, miss, naoki, ninja, Oda Nobunaga, Realm, Shinobis, Snigeno, Volume 23, WARLORD, Warring States Period, Yonkoma

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like “Nobunaga no Shinobi” but with blocks and creepers!

Ever wanted to be a ninja in Medieval Japan serving Oda Nobunaga? Well, now you can in Minecraft!

Experience the chaos and comedy of the Warring States Period while building your own ninja empire.

Fall 2025? Who needs to wait when you can start your ninja adventure now on our server!

Say goodbye to the manga and hello to a whole new world of ninja fun in Minecraft!