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RegretCraft – Should’ve Started Sooner

embracing change, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, living in the present, making decisions, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming fear, personal growth, pursuing passions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, seizing the moment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Setting goals, Shouldve, Sooner, Started, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Emeralds Found:	558
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server sooner? Well, fear not, because our server is here to fulfill all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by evil chickens.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of TNT or ride a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border security, BorderBlock, conflict zone, defense forces, geopolitical tensions, global security, indian army, Indian soldiers, international peacekeeping, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, lebanon, Lebanon Border, MIDDLE EAST, military deployment, military presence, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping troops, security cooperation, Server, united nations

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, 700 indian soldiers be chillin along da israel-lebanon border, like whaaat? dat’s sum next level protection for our pixelated world yo.

come join us and experience da thrill of building and surviving while surrounded by real life soldiers, like u gotta be on ur A game or else they might mistake u for a creeper and blow u up, haha jk. but seriously, join us for some epic adventures and maybe even make friends with some soldiers, who knows?

so come on, what u waitin for? join our server and let’s make some memories together, like da time we built a giant statue of a chicken and the soldiers thought it was a peace offering, haha good times.

RubbleCraft: Nasrallah’s Revenge

aftermath, Assassination, body recovered, Conflict, hezbollah, investigation, Justice, leader, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Nasrallah, Nasrallahs, Political, Recovery, Revenge, rubble, RubbleCraft, suspects, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	146	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner is a literal zombie?? well guess what, on this server, Nasrallah’s body was recovered from the rubble TWO DAYS after assassination!! that’s right, we got zombies coming back to life up in here! join now for a chance to witness the craziest resurrection ever seen in minecraft history! come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and witness the madness unfold!!

No. 690360015 Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, chilling, Conspiracy, crime, dangerous game, dark past, Deception, detective, Gripping, hidden identity, INTENSE, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 690360015, plot twist, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	3794

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon for a quick snack of space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

History Channel Meme Minecraft SMP

aliens, bigfoot, channel, History, history channel, Holocaust, Internet meme, meme, meme archive, meme collection, Meme culture, meme discovery, meme folders, meme hunt, meme nostalgia, meme search, meme sharing, Minecraft, Pyramids, smp, viral meme

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a meme-filled wonderland!

Join us at our Minecraft SMP where Bigfoot roams free at 6pm, aliens debate pyramid construction at 7pm, and the Holocaust… well, let’s just say things get weird at 8pm. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their gaming experience?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate meme hidden deep within the blocks. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

SadBoiMinecraftSMP

depression, Despair, despondent, Disappointment, Distress, downhearted, emotions, feelings, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Pain, SadBoiMinecraftSMP, Sadness, sorrow, Suffering, Tears, unhappiness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you sad because your pet pig accidentally blew up your house with TNT? Or maybe you’re feeling down because a creeper stole all your diamonds and ran off into the sunset? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn that frown upside down!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

Don’t let your sadness get the best of you – come join our Minecraft SMP and let the laughter and insanity wash over you like a bucket of lava in the face. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your pet pig might).

StalkedCraft – BFF Edition

being followed, BFF, Edition, friendship, Help, Safety, StalkedCraft, stranger alert, stranger awareness, stranger danger, stranger danger awareness, stranger danger response, stranger danger situation, stranger danger warning, stranger encounter, stranger encounter response, stranger interaction, stranger request, stranger safety, stranger situation, stranger warning, suspicious behavior, Trust

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Picture this: You’re casually mining for diamonds in our Minecraft server when suddenly, a mysterious girl appears out of nowhere and whispers those words to you. But here’s the catch – she’s actually a secret agent on a mission to save the world from evil mobs who have infiltrated our server! Join us for epic adventures, secret missions, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a hero in the process. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PalestinianCraft Server: MacheteMayhem

arson, crime, Europe, extremism, germany, injured, International, investigation, Machete-armed man, MacheteMayhem, MIDDLE EAST, Motive, News, Palestinian flag, PalestinianCraft, Police, ramming attacks, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, Terrorism, Victims, violence

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Mines Excavated:	3371
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Animals Bred:	93
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

join our epic minecraft server where machete-armed players roam free, waving palestinian flags and causing chaos! you never know when you’ll be attacked by a crazed player wielding a machete, ready to take you out in a fiery blaze of glory. with 31 players already wounded, the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping. join now for the most intense gaming experience of your life!

HezCraftRiotsIndya

activism, Conflict, death, demonstrations, Government, Hassan Nasrallah, hezbollah, HezCraftRiotsIndya, India, leader, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Political, PROTESTS, Régime, resistance, solidarity, South Asia, Unrest, uprising, violence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Emeralds Found:	372	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN AN INDIAN PROTEST! WE GOT HEZBOLLAH LEADERS DYING LEFT AND RIGHT, IT’S A REAL PARTY UP IN HERE! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE MAKE INDIA LOOK LIKE A PEACEFUL PICNIC! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS TOGETHER, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!

Mine Wage Minecraft Server

controversy, cost of living, economic disparity, economic impact, employment rates, fair pay, government policy, income inequality, labor laws, Living Wage, low-income workers, Minecraft, minimum wage, Political debate, poverty line, Server, social justice, us economy, Wage, wage debate, wage increase, wage legislation, Working class

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the real world and only finding rocks? Join our Minecraft server where the minimum wage is set at 100 diamonds per hour! That’s right, you can earn a living just by digging in the virtual mines.

Our server is so controversial that even the Ender Dragon refuses to fight us because we pay him in emeralds to leave us alone. Plus, our community is so lively that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest economy in Minecraft history!